1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Shut the fuck up Donnie

 

True. We don’t get snow but once every few years. And when we do it’s about no snow and a little ice

 

Doesnt he drive a honda

 

Cleetus McFarland!!!!

 

Make me Carole

 

Also whats up with the paper clip

 

*poof*

You're now Carol

 

I’ve never asked.

 

Ok Donna

 

2018 Subaru Crosstrek in Baby Blue

 

Ok Carol

 

Nice. My girl wants one lol

 

Ok Donna

 

That's right, I do workout more than you

 

I wheel more too

 

It’s like a go cart. Way too small for me.

 

So I might have a possible stalker. One of my coworkers from my IT campus internship job is always asking to hang out. He's kinda odd, was really condescending when I started working here, and overall isn't someone I like associating with. Well I'm home with only one of my 4 other roommates. I'm 99% she's asleep as their light is off. But I hear noises in the backyard and our dog is losing it's shit in a kennel which faces a large back porch door.

So I check snapchats map feature. My roommate hasn't been on in an hour. But guess who I do see within ~900 ft of my house. The coworker I don't like. He's at my house just not in a visible car. I go to my wall and grab my 1923 Ithaca double barrel and produce two 16ga shells from my sock drawer. Then I walk down the hall to my roommate's gun safe. Pull out my Glock and start clearing the property. I find no signs of anyone but this coworker's location updated multiple times which removes the possibility of him driving by the house or a GPS error. Now I'm just worried and can't sleep. The guy gives me weird vibes.

Why did I tell you guys? No one else is awake. So obviously TW.

 

Everything other then a Caterpillar 797F is to small for you

 

Suuuuuuuck.

Dibs on your stuff.

But damn dude that's some stalker shit