Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

I was making a joke like the argument in this thread about who has the smaller dick

 

I just like that he looks about 24 years old (first post), yet calls someone who stayed in long enough to retire, a boot? At least use a name that would makes sense if you’re gonna do it...

 

Word on the street is that you bubbleheads know a thing or two about dick size

 

Pretty much an expert at this point

 

I agree with Wagner.

 

Marine Corps can't have their cell phones in boot.
That's a 7-Ton full of wooks and POGs.

 

Aren't you Navy?

Isn’t that the pot calling the kettle black? Just say’n.

 

Window-lickers don't like how the screen door tastes.

 

I'm okay with you thinking that

 

It’s your profile that says it, it’s not just me thinking that.

 

I'm an 8404, that's basically a grunt.

 

Dunno what that is?

Of course only two branches have grunts. If you want to expand that, you could include jobs designated combat arms but that only opens a few more army jobs. None in that list are Navy though. FWIW, I have no issues with POGs, fobbits or whatever... just don’t act like you’re not one, knowing you are.

 

Wait, you're calling yourself a POG?

 

8404s are the greenside Corpsmen, some get super moto about the fact that a small percentage of them hang out with infantry units.

And I'm not one, just putting out a possible reason our touched friend is acting the way he is.

 

Technically, not being infantry. I’m calling both of us one, although I still served in a combat arms MOS.

Guess that’s a deep burn from the meme overlord?

 

Kinda what I was guessing, wasn’t sure though. So like one of my platoon medics or company commo guy saying he’s infantry?

 

Ya'll be wilin'!
You don't even know my job, if I am active inactive, or if I am even lying about being in the military at all.
Ahha I LOVE IT!