yOuR pArKiNg LiGhTs ArE tO bRiGhT! What?

You seem pleasant.

 

Let's look at the evidence as currently presented:

• Girl chooses not to park in her assigned spot, but rather parks close to you and close enough to your assigned spot to be effected by your lights
• Girl goes out of her way to talk to you and tell you to turn your lights off when you park because they're too bright

I think it can be stated beyond a reasonable doubt she wants your hog. Or your lights are too fucking bright. Either way.

 

What does "if she knew what was good for her" mean? Like, what exactly would you do if she did talk to you again?

 

This is absolutely the wrong way to lose your virginity.

 

Or the right way to keep it.

 

I don’t hit women, but my wife has a history of whooping ass.

I’ll call up my cousins or my wife, tell them some female over here is running her mouth. They will arrive shortly and beat that women’s head in.

again I don’t hit women. I but my loved ones who are females certainly will.

 

About how many female loved ones you reckon you can recruit at once?

asking for a friend

 

my wife would probably arrive instantly. Others am not sure. Depends on where I am.

I just don’t like when anyone has the nerve to speak to me when they should minding their own. Especially, some old future cat lady who disapproves of my vehicle.

 

Do you by chance refer to your wife as your "Ride or Die"?

 

Easy, killer. That's some hard core shit right there... It would probably be better to to just be a man about it & ignore her, as opposed to calling your hit squad over someone "not minding their business"... Just sayin

 

Maybe she is one of them low light Vampires...... they come to Life really fast if you dim them bright lights .

 

I don't hit women... That's what I have my Women Hitting Women Squad on speed dial for!

Now I can sit back and relax and pointlessly and vicariously enjoy women who displease me getting hit without my honor or reputation being in jeopardy!

Thanks Women Hitting Women Squad!

Stay woke.

 

“Oh you don’t like my healights?”
“You’re what?”
“My healights.”
“What are you saying?”
“My hEaLiGhTs.”
“Do you mean headlights?”
“Well I was gonna give you the D later but now will do.”

 

Tell her you were trying to "brighten up her day"

 

Willing to bet money one or both of them has a tattoo of that. Or some misspelled variation of it.