Whatever

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

OneGiraffe · Feb 9, 2020

Roll Tide said: ↑

Ok.

So, its been a few days since I've been on....mainly because the kids have been sick and I was down as well for a couple of days.

BUT.

My last day at the gym (regrettably) was leg day.

I fully expected to be unable to do things normally, as I've always had strong legs, quads, hammies and calves...so I actually pushed myself pretty hard on leg day and threw up.

The day after came and went with no noticeable soreness. Most people would be enthused. I was not. I knew that this meant the soreness was gonna be bad, and hit me like 2 or 3 days after. When I say bad, I mean like, not able to walk.

Day Two: I wake up, a bit groggy. Sit up in bed and toss my feet down into my slippers and start to head to the shower. As I get in the steamy shower, I notice my back is tight. My chest is tight and as I reached for the shampoo, I couldn't straighten my arm. Shocking pain in my biceps. Hmm. Thats odd, its been 3 or 4 days since I did upper body. Made not that my legs felt good though. A tad "weak" maybe. But no soreness.

Day Three: My alarm sounds, raising me from a near death sleep. My body was TIRED. I attempt to reach the alarm and everything in the right side of my body is pissed off at me. From the tips of my fingers up to my spine, everything is sore. Not just sore, though. Like, not functioning sore.

"Was it like this when I was younger? Did I just not notice it because I was invincible?"

I schlep to the shower and cant even turn it on. A few steps to the left and I meet myself in the mirror, half laughing, half crying. As I got lost in my buttery, soft brown eyes, my thoughts darted from, "you dumb fuck...you went too hard for your old ass in the gym. You arent 20 anymore" to "QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TURN THAT FUCKING SHOWER ON PUSSY!"

So I promptly went back to the shower and forced it on like I was lifting a burning car off of a couple of nuns. I could feel the veins in my forehead bulging and I shit myself a little bit. "Good thing you're getting in the shower, pussy..." I muttered to myself.

As the shower is warming up, I dropped my PJ pants, my legs still felt really good. I swear I over-did it on legs. Swear. I could barely walk to Freddie when I was done. "Shit....I hope it doesn't hit me half way through the day..." As I go to strip off my t-shirt, I realized I couldnt get my arms over my head. Completely locked up biceps, triceps and shoulders. My arms and torso is basically paralyzed.

"Emily, can you come help me?" I yelled. As she walked into the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I could hear what shred of respect she had for me laughing and packing it's bags. "Can you please take my shirt off?" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

As I stood in the shower, soaking in hot water I thought it would be best to let the hot water loosen up my muscles. Still baffled as to why my legs felt so good but all of a sudden my upper body was just failing.

Day 4: If my legs hurt today...I'm not going to be able to get out of bed. However, my niece is getting dedicated today at church, and I have to be there. I start to get up out of bed and my pecs (ok, they are kind of titties right now...but I'm holding on to a shred of dignity here) are twitching and spasm-ing. HOWEVER, I'm not sore. I feel good. I feel stronger. This is gooooooood.

I hop in the shower, everything is fine. I'm out of the suck. I've made it out without my legs getting sore! I couldnt function if my whole body was that sore.

We get to church and about halfway through the sermon and after the dedication I went to adjust how I was sitting. "Oof, that butt cheek kinda hurts." I think to myself. "Must have been the way I was sitting."

As the sermon ends and its time to sing a few songs and leave, I cant move my legs. I had them crossed at the ankle and tucked under the seat. They wont budge. I pull my feet out from under the seat and the pain simply encompassed all of my being. My wife is looking at me like I'm some sort of anti-christ for not standing. My brother in law is laughing he knows EXACTLY whats going on. I look up at my wife and tell her in my best Forrest Gump impression that "I aint got no legs".

The entire row starts laughing uncontrollably.

So. Getting wheeled out in a wheelchair from church today was not fun. Walking into the house after a 45 minute ride home was it's own fucking event. I sit here now, in my recliner rotating heat, ice and ibuprofin and Aleve every two hours just to be able to move.

My great-grandmother said it best, I believe. "Getting old aint for pussies."
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Lol I'm sorry you're in pain but thanks for sharing and letting me laugh at your expense. My BIL overdid arms one day and woke up in the morning to goto work to find his car had rolled out half way into the street. Guess he wasn't able to pull the parking break hard enough and the driveway was steep.

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

OneGiraffe said: ↑

Lol I'm sorry you're in pain but thanks for sharing and letting me laugh at your expense. My BIL overdid arms one day and woke up in the morning to goto work to find his car had rolled out half way into the street. Guess he wasn't able to pull the parking break hard enough and the driveway was steep.
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This sucks, yet this is spectacular!

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Roll Tide said: ↑

Ok.

So, its been a few days since I've been on....mainly because the kids have been sick and I was down as well for a couple of days.

BUT.

My last day at the gym (regrettably) was leg day.

I fully expected to be unable to do things normally, as I've always had strong legs, quads, hammies and calves...so I actually pushed myself pretty hard on leg day and threw up.

The day after came and went with no noticeable soreness. Most people would be enthused. I was not. I knew that this meant the soreness was gonna be bad, and hit me like 2 or 3 days after. When I say bad, I mean like, not able to walk.

Day Two: I wake up, a bit groggy. Sit up in bed and toss my feet down into my slippers and start to head to the shower. As I get in the steamy shower, I notice my back is tight. My chest is tight and as I reached for the shampoo, I couldn't straighten my arm. Shocking pain in my biceps. Hmm. Thats odd, its been 3 or 4 days since I did upper body. Made not that my legs felt good though. A tad "weak" maybe. But no soreness.

Day Three: My alarm sounds, raising me from a near death sleep. My body was TIRED. I attempt to reach the alarm and everything in the right side of my body is pissed off at me. From the tips of my fingers up to my spine, everything is sore. Not just sore, though. Like, not functioning sore.

"Was it like this when I was younger? Did I just not notice it because I was invincible?"

I schlep to the shower and cant even turn it on. A few steps to the left and I meet myself in the mirror, half laughing, half crying. As I got lost in my buttery, soft brown eyes, my thoughts darted from, "you dumb fuck...you went too hard for your old ass in the gym. You arent 20 anymore" to "QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TURN THAT FUCKING SHOWER ON PUSSY!"

So I promptly went back to the shower and forced it on like I was lifting a burning car off of a couple of nuns. I could feel the veins in my forehead bulging and I shit myself a little bit. "Good thing you're getting in the shower, pussy..." I muttered to myself.

As the shower is warming up, I dropped my PJ pants, my legs still felt really good. I swear I over-did it on legs. Swear. I could barely walk to Freddie when I was done. "Shit....I hope it doesn't hit me half way through the day..." As I go to strip off my t-shirt, I realized I couldnt get my arms over my head. Completely locked up biceps, triceps and shoulders. My arms and torso is basically paralyzed.

"Emily, can you come help me?" I yelled. As she walked into the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I could hear what shred of respect she had for me laughing and packing it's bags. "Can you please take my shirt off?" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

As I stood in the shower, soaking in hot water I thought it would be best to let the hot water loosen up my muscles. Still baffled as to why my legs felt so good but all of a sudden my upper body was just failing.

Day 4: If my legs hurt today...I'm not going to be able to get out of bed. However, my niece is getting dedicated today at church, and I have to be there. I start to get up out of bed and my pecs (ok, they are kind of titties right now...but I'm holding on to a shred of dignity here) are twitching and spasm-ing. HOWEVER, I'm not sore. I feel good. I feel stronger. This is gooooooood.

I hop in the shower, everything is fine. I'm out of the suck. I've made it out without my legs getting sore! I couldnt function if my whole body was that sore.

We get to church and about halfway through the sermon and after the dedication I went to adjust how I was sitting. "Oof, that butt cheek kinda hurts." I think to myself. "Must have been the way I was sitting."

As the sermon ends and its time to sing a few songs and leave, I cant move my legs. I had them crossed at the ankle and tucked under the seat. They wont budge. I pull my feet out from under the seat and the pain simply encompassed all of my being. My wife is looking at me like I'm some sort of anti-christ for not standing. My brother in law is laughing he knows EXACTLY whats going on. I look up at my wife and tell her in my best Forrest Gump impression that "I aint got no legs".

The entire row starts laughing uncontrollably.

So. Getting wheeled out in a wheelchair from church today was not fun. Walking into the house after a 45 minute ride home was it's own fucking event. I sit here now, in my recliner rotating heat, ice and ibuprofin and Aleve every two hours just to be able to move.

My great-grandmother said it best, I believe. "Getting old aint for pussies."
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HILARIOUS!!!!!

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

Roll Tide said: ↑

Ok.

So, its been a few days since I've been on....mainly because the kids have been sick and I was down as well for a couple of days.

BUT.

My last day at the gym (regrettably) was leg day.

I fully expected to be unable to do things normally, as I've always had strong legs, quads, hammies and calves...so I actually pushed myself pretty hard on leg day and threw up.

The day after came and went with no noticeable soreness. Most people would be enthused. I was not. I knew that this meant the soreness was gonna be bad, and hit me like 2 or 3 days after. When I say bad, I mean like, not able to walk.

Day Two: I wake up, a bit groggy. Sit up in bed and toss my feet down into my slippers and start to head to the shower. As I get in the steamy shower, I notice my back is tight. My chest is tight and as I reached for the shampoo, I couldn't straighten my arm. Shocking pain in my biceps. Hmm. Thats odd, its been 3 or 4 days since I did upper body. Made not that my legs felt good though. A tad "weak" maybe. But no soreness.

Day Three: My alarm sounds, raising me from a near death sleep. My body was TIRED. I attempt to reach the alarm and everything in the right side of my body is pissed off at me. From the tips of my fingers up to my spine, everything is sore. Not just sore, though. Like, not functioning sore.

"Was it like this when I was younger? Did I just not notice it because I was invincible?"

I schlep to the shower and cant even turn it on. A few steps to the left and I meet myself in the mirror, half laughing, half crying. As I got lost in my buttery, soft brown eyes, my thoughts darted from, "you dumb fuck...you went too hard for your old ass in the gym. You arent 20 anymore" to "QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TURN THAT FUCKING SHOWER ON PUSSY!"

So I promptly went back to the shower and forced it on like I was lifting a burning car off of a couple of nuns. I could feel the veins in my forehead bulging and I shit myself a little bit. "Good thing you're getting in the shower, pussy..." I muttered to myself.

As the shower is warming up, I dropped my PJ pants, my legs still felt really good. I swear I over-did it on legs. Swear. I could barely walk to Freddie when I was done. "Shit....I hope it doesn't hit me half way through the day..." As I go to strip off my t-shirt, I realized I couldnt get my arms over my head. Completely locked up biceps, triceps and shoulders. My arms and torso is basically paralyzed.

"Emily, can you come help me?" I yelled. As she walked into the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I could hear what shred of respect she had for me laughing and packing it's bags. "Can you please take my shirt off?" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

As I stood in the shower, soaking in hot water I thought it would be best to let the hot water loosen up my muscles. Still baffled as to why my legs felt so good but all of a sudden my upper body was just failing.

Day 4: If my legs hurt today...I'm not going to be able to get out of bed. However, my niece is getting dedicated today at church, and I have to be there. I start to get up out of bed and my pecs (ok, they are kind of titties right now...but I'm holding on to a shred of dignity here) are twitching and spasm-ing. HOWEVER, I'm not sore. I feel good. I feel stronger. This is gooooooood.

I hop in the shower, everything is fine. I'm out of the suck. I've made it out without my legs getting sore! I couldnt function if my whole body was that sore.

We get to church and about halfway through the sermon and after the dedication I went to adjust how I was sitting. "Oof, that butt cheek kinda hurts." I think to myself. "Must have been the way I was sitting."

As the sermon ends and its time to sing a few songs and leave, I cant move my legs. I had them crossed at the ankle and tucked under the seat. They wont budge. I pull my feet out from under the seat and the pain simply encompassed all of my being. My wife is looking at me like I'm some sort of anti-christ for not standing. My brother in law is laughing he knows EXACTLY whats going on. I look up at my wife and tell her in my best Forrest Gump impression that "I aint got no legs".

The entire row starts laughing uncontrollably.

So. Getting wheeled out in a wheelchair from church today was not fun. Walking into the house after a 45 minute ride home was it's own fucking event. I sit here now, in my recliner rotating heat, ice and ibuprofin and Aleve every two hours just to be able to move.

My great-grandmother said it best, I believe. "Getting old aint for pussies."
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TL;DR! Yet I don’t feel your pain, lost me at kid and gym! I’m sure it relates to beer and stupid ppl somehow!

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Schwartz said: ↑

TL;DR! Yet I don’t feel your pain, lost me at kid and gym! I’m sure it relates to beer and stupid ppl somehow!
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You really should read.... it’s a good one.

Kolunatic · Feb 9, 2020

Crow_of_judgement said: ↑

Where does one find the new updated CoC?
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https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/tacomaworld-code-of-conduct.17179/

Kolunatic · Feb 9, 2020

Crow_of_judgement said: ↑

Much obilge
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Have fun

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

SRH said: ↑

You really should read.... it’s a good one.
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But its... just....

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long! (Not what she said!)

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Schwartz said: ↑

But its... just....

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long! (Not what she said!)
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Trust me....

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

SRH said: ↑

Trust me....
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K’mom! Imma do it but I ain’t gonna like it!

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Schwartz said: ↑

K’mom! Imma do it but I ain’t gonna like it!
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You will!

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

SRH said: ↑

Trust me....
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Holy fuck that was great! Sorry!

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Schwartz said: ↑

Holy fuck that was great! Sorry!
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Told you

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

SRH said: ↑

Told you
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You were right as always!!

SRH · Feb 9, 2020

Schwartz said: ↑

You were right as always!!
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Nunya Bizness · Feb 9, 2020

Roll Tide said: ↑

Ok.

So, its been a few days since I've been on....mainly because the kids have been sick and I was down as well for a couple of days.

BUT.

My last day at the gym (regrettably) was leg day.

I fully expected to be unable to do things normally, as I've always had strong legs, quads, hammies and calves...so I actually pushed myself pretty hard on leg day and threw up.

The day after came and went with no noticeable soreness. Most people would be enthused. I was not. I knew that this meant the soreness was gonna be bad, and hit me like 2 or 3 days after. When I say bad, I mean like, not able to walk.

Day Two: I wake up, a bit groggy. Sit up in bed and toss my feet down into my slippers and start to head to the shower. As I get in the steamy shower, I notice my back is tight. My chest is tight and as I reached for the shampoo, I couldn't straighten my arm. Shocking pain in my biceps. Hmm. Thats odd, its been 3 or 4 days since I did upper body. Made not that my legs felt good though. A tad "weak" maybe. But no soreness.

Day Three: My alarm sounds, raising me from a near death sleep. My body was TIRED. I attempt to reach the alarm and everything in the right side of my body is pissed off at me. From the tips of my fingers up to my spine, everything is sore. Not just sore, though. Like, not functioning sore.

"Was it like this when I was younger? Did I just not notice it because I was invincible?"

I schlep to the shower and cant even turn it on. A few steps to the left and I meet myself in the mirror, half laughing, half crying. As I got lost in my buttery, soft brown eyes, my thoughts darted from, "you dumb fuck...you went too hard for your old ass in the gym. You arent 20 anymore" to "QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TURN THAT FUCKING SHOWER ON PUSSY!"

So I promptly went back to the shower and forced it on like I was lifting a burning car off of a couple of nuns. I could feel the veins in my forehead bulging and I shit myself a little bit. "Good thing you're getting in the shower, pussy..." I muttered to myself.

As the shower is warming up, I dropped my PJ pants, my legs still felt really good. I swear I over-did it on legs. Swear. I could barely walk to Freddie when I was done. "Shit....I hope it doesn't hit me half way through the day..." As I go to strip off my t-shirt, I realized I couldnt get my arms over my head. Completely locked up biceps, triceps and shoulders. My arms and torso is basically paralyzed.

"Emily, can you come help me?" I yelled. As she walked into the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I could hear what shred of respect she had for me laughing and packing it's bags. "Can you please take my shirt off?" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

As I stood in the shower, soaking in hot water I thought it would be best to let the hot water loosen up my muscles. Still baffled as to why my legs felt so good but all of a sudden my upper body was just failing.

Day 4: If my legs hurt today...I'm not going to be able to get out of bed. However, my niece is getting dedicated today at church, and I have to be there. I start to get up out of bed and my pecs (ok, they are kind of titties right now...but I'm holding on to a shred of dignity here) are twitching and spasm-ing. HOWEVER, I'm not sore. I feel good. I feel stronger. This is gooooooood.

I hop in the shower, everything is fine. I'm out of the suck. I've made it out without my legs getting sore! I couldnt function if my whole body was that sore.

We get to church and about halfway through the sermon and after the dedication I went to adjust how I was sitting. "Oof, that butt cheek kinda hurts." I think to myself. "Must have been the way I was sitting."

As the sermon ends and its time to sing a few songs and leave, I cant move my legs. I had them crossed at the ankle and tucked under the seat. They wont budge. I pull my feet out from under the seat and the pain simply encompassed all of my being. My wife is looking at me like I'm some sort of anti-christ for not standing. My brother in law is laughing he knows EXACTLY whats going on. I look up at my wife and tell her in my best Forrest Gump impression that "I aint got no legs".

The entire row starts laughing uncontrollably.

So. Getting wheeled out in a wheelchair from church today was not fun. Walking into the house after a 45 minute ride home was it's own fucking event. I sit here now, in my recliner rotating heat, ice and ibuprofin and Aleve every two hours just to be able to move.

My great-grandmother said it best, I believe. "Getting old aint for pussies."
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Wow man. Maybe you should get checked out with a dr appt. Seems there may be some underlying condition going on.

FishnTx · Feb 9, 2020

47 mins to go !

buffedout · Feb 9, 2020

Roll Tide said: ↑

Ok.

So, its been a few days since I've been on....mainly because the kids have been sick and I was down as well for a couple of days.

BUT.

My last day at the gym (regrettably) was leg day.

I fully expected to be unable to do things normally, as I've always had strong legs, quads, hammies and calves...so I actually pushed myself pretty hard on leg day and threw up.

The day after came and went with no noticeable soreness. Most people would be enthused. I was not. I knew that this meant the soreness was gonna be bad, and hit me like 2 or 3 days after. When I say bad, I mean like, not able to walk.

Day Two: I wake up, a bit groggy. Sit up in bed and toss my feet down into my slippers and start to head to the shower. As I get in the steamy shower, I notice my back is tight. My chest is tight and as I reached for the shampoo, I couldn't straighten my arm. Shocking pain in my biceps. Hmm. Thats odd, its been 3 or 4 days since I did upper body. Made not that my legs felt good though. A tad "weak" maybe. But no soreness.

Day Three: My alarm sounds, raising me from a near death sleep. My body was TIRED. I attempt to reach the alarm and everything in the right side of my body is pissed off at me. From the tips of my fingers up to my spine, everything is sore. Not just sore, though. Like, not functioning sore.

"Was it like this when I was younger? Did I just not notice it because I was invincible?"

I schlep to the shower and cant even turn it on. A few steps to the left and I meet myself in the mirror, half laughing, half crying. As I got lost in my buttery, soft brown eyes, my thoughts darted from, "you dumb fuck...you went too hard for your old ass in the gym. You arent 20 anymore" to "QUIT BEING A BITCH AND TURN THAT FUCKING SHOWER ON PUSSY!"

So I promptly went back to the shower and forced it on like I was lifting a burning car off of a couple of nuns. I could feel the veins in my forehead bulging and I shit myself a little bit. "Good thing you're getting in the shower, pussy..." I muttered to myself.

As the shower is warming up, I dropped my PJ pants, my legs still felt really good. I swear I over-did it on legs. Swear. I could barely walk to Freddie when I was done. "Shit....I hope it doesn't hit me half way through the day..." As I go to strip off my t-shirt, I realized I couldnt get my arms over my head. Completely locked up biceps, triceps and shoulders. My arms and torso is basically paralyzed.

"Emily, can you come help me?" I yelled. As she walked into the bathroom, I'm pretty sure I could hear what shred of respect she had for me laughing and packing it's bags. "Can you please take my shirt off?" I asked, with puppy dog eyes.

As I stood in the shower, soaking in hot water I thought it would be best to let the hot water loosen up my muscles. Still baffled as to why my legs felt so good but all of a sudden my upper body was just failing.

Day 4: If my legs hurt today...I'm not going to be able to get out of bed. However, my niece is getting dedicated today at church, and I have to be there. I start to get up out of bed and my pecs (ok, they are kind of titties right now...but I'm holding on to a shred of dignity here) are twitching and spasm-ing. HOWEVER, I'm not sore. I feel good. I feel stronger. This is gooooooood.

I hop in the shower, everything is fine. I'm out of the suck. I've made it out without my legs getting sore! I couldnt function if my whole body was that sore.

We get to church and about halfway through the sermon and after the dedication I went to adjust how I was sitting. "Oof, that butt cheek kinda hurts." I think to myself. "Must have been the way I was sitting."

As the sermon ends and its time to sing a few songs and leave, I cant move my legs. I had them crossed at the ankle and tucked under the seat. They wont budge. I pull my feet out from under the seat and the pain simply encompassed all of my being. My wife is looking at me like I'm some sort of anti-christ for not standing. My brother in law is laughing he knows EXACTLY whats going on. I look up at my wife and tell her in my best Forrest Gump impression that "I aint got no legs".

The entire row starts laughing uncontrollably.

So. Getting wheeled out in a wheelchair from church today was not fun. Walking into the house after a 45 minute ride home was it's own fucking event. I sit here now, in my recliner rotating heat, ice and ibuprofin and Aleve every two hours just to be able to move.

My great-grandmother said it best, I believe. "Getting old aint for pussies."
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Possibly mild rhabdomyolysis.

Or...

Chunk · Feb 9, 2020

FishnTx said: ↑

47 mins to go !
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Please tell me you’re doing leg day too! Can’t wait to read this story in a week!

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Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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#129321 Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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#129324 SRH My horns hold up my halo

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#129330 SRH My horns hold up my halo

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#129333 Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129334 SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129335 Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129336 SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129337 Nunya Bizness A-A-Ron aka Stunny Gunny

#129338 FishnTx ⚓️rather be feeschin⚓️

#129339 buffedout TW badass!

#129340 Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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#129321
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129322
OneGiraffe The cake is a lie

#129323
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129324
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129325
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129326
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129327
Kolunatic Broke ass

#129328
Kolunatic Broke ass

#129329
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129330
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129331
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129332
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129333
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129334
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129335
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

#129336
SRH My horns hold up my halo

#129337
Nunya Bizness A-A-Ron aka Stunny Gunny

#129338
FishnTx ⚓️rather be feeschin⚓️

#129339
buffedout TW badass!

#129340
Chunk I smell Ice Cream!

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