Whatever

Bravo!
Why did I get left alone?

 

Seemed like a combination flu/cold bug. Then I neglected to take my blood pressure medicine for three days. Had some pretty severe coughing fits which stirred up a vagel response. Happened a couple of times but was always sitting down so it wasn't a big deal. Wife was getting home from work as I had a coughing fit. Instead of staying seated (like a smart person would have done) I jumped up to greet her.

Leaned against the counter cause I could feel it coming but thought it would pass. It didn't pass...

Heard about the Ho but who's this @CrippledOldMan you speak of? Saw something briefly in a poll about Ho making dupe accts? Please tell me I was hallucinating?

You and @Twizted have a similar relationship to my wife and I. We rarely (if ever argue or fight). Perhaps it's my mantra:

I am left handed; my wife is always right!

 

I'm so glad you brought your comedic genius to Whatever!

I just won a free pair of Google Maps Local Guide socks. I'm medium excited about it too.

 

That's crazy but I'm glad you're okay.

Ho did in fact get his leave extended to 60 days for a dupe. We miss him

Damnit I never read those emails! I'm so jealous. If you don't like them then I call dibs.

 

He really did??? Bad Ho!!!

Did that extend is sentence or is he perma?

 

Thanks! Was scary since I've never passed out like that before. Wife was terrified and then felt bad cause she couldn't catch me. I was happy she couldn't react in time. I'm 6'7" and 230. She a a foot shorter and tiny. Wouldn't have ended well for her.



At least not perma! Silly Ho! Hope he comes back and doesn't desert us. Anyone talk to him?

 

Shad has

 

We bought the same bed ten years ago and LOVE IT!!!!

 

Never roll your socks.

Always match them.


If you roll your socks, it will shorten the lifespan of the elastic in the ankle hole (so hawt.)


Nobody likes a floppy ankle holed sock.



Those of us with muscular calves know this.


My socks are 100% mated, and folded in thirds together.

 

Do you have imperical evidence that rolling/folding socks decrease the expected life of the elastic?

 

but instead wore extra tight, fat showing yoga

 

When I was in a motorcycle club, they named me Superdave. I would always do wheelies all over town. Super Dave Osborne was a popular show in the late 80's. Funny as hell.

 

Sock drawer


Not a single hole in any of them

 

and they're matched!!

 

Bet they never stay up!

 

Just extended. And he missed being here was the reason he made another acct.

^^^ Indeed. Remember he can’t lurk in the Dumbgeon...but he can’t wait to get back.

 

I pull them up them push them down to the top of my shoes. Not sure why, just always have.

@CrippledHo

 

Seems like a cool kid. Glad he's taking his chops like an adult minus the attempt at the dupe acct but his reasoning was honest vs. creating a dupe to further stir things up.

 

and... @Pinay

 

Cabela's?