Whatever

Were they selling whale oil lanterns and horse-and-buggy floor mats?

 

Yep, she got me pretty cheap.

 

They didn't sell back then, they traded. Generally beaver pelts and such for personal hygiene items.

 

Was school cancelled when it snowed?

 

We did our learnin' 'round the woodstove.

 

Grandpa?? Is that you?

 

? Party Store

 

I think you're older

 

Yup. I went to my cat file to see if they like it or not but there is no cat file. I know absolutely nothing about cats.

 

Yes sir. We didn’t even have fire yet when I was young.

 

...or Air Ride seats

 

or Hoffa

 

Ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?

 

No.

 

I must be paranoid then.

 

I got called into the office and they told me that I really need to stop playing with myself in the truck. I said, “Why, am I going to go blind?” They said, “No but the people monitoring you are starting to complain”

 

good morning whatevererers, its test week and im tired. that is all