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Relaxing on the couch with a little Bird Dog....

 

My Beagle Masher caught everything around here you can. coon,possum,skunk,6ft blacksnake only thing that ever kicked his ass was a woodchuck(groundhog) raising hell at dog pen one morning he is in the yard with blood on his snoot. saw the ground hog in his pen. tryed to throw him back in to whip it. nada. he locked all four legs. didnt want no more. shot the groundhog and threw it in the yard Then he went all badass barking at it

 

Well like I said I don't think it was a fair fight , chuck likely never saw the pup coming when the auto light kicked on it had to have blinded it for a second or 2 , chucks can put up a good fight as your pup found out :}

Cypher

 

Water throwing is done.
Will be ice throwing tomorrow.

All storms have been into Tuesday night.
So I don’t get done from now till 9.
Long ass day...
So stopped at the drive.
Will work on the rest this weekend..

 

Good evening.
Tired, full, mindless tv, then shower, bed.

 

Congrats on the HAZMAT recert. Two year countdown begins again.
Good choice on account of the weather/roads. Cabelas will be there.
Oil change

 

A little insight on the proper terminology....

DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

TACK WELD : for very strongly securing parts in the wrong spot. Hides in places impossible to remove with any known rotation tools. Also, the application of said delivers molten metal onto the hand of person who says, it's just a quick tack "

WIRE WHEEL : Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh*t'

PLIERS : Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER : An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW : One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS : Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH : Used almost entirely for lighting on fire various flammable objects in your shop. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK : Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW : A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST : A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER : Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER : A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR : A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER : A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER : Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE : Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

Son of a bitch TOOL : Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a b*tch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

 

You were taught well...

 

Ballcock
Now tank refill valve

Nipple
Now pipe thread extension

Etc
Fknsnowflakes

 

Well your a girl soo....

 

It was what they gave us at an upscale breakfast place in Calgary. Called the Bro'Kin Yolk. I like the use of glass over plastic.

 

I like to shoot hummers...



Be a long time yet before they get here though.

I got the truck unburied and the driveway cleared. Well as good as it is going to get for awhile.



6 more weeks going to need the buggy in the trailer for the first major shoot of the year. Hoping I don't have to shovel the snow out of it by then.

Got this in the mail today to remind me Because Minniesoda

 

You using my tools or did we buy them at the same place???

 

Evening Everyone

 

RESISTING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!