1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Yea, we got a Alexa at work and we pretty much abuse it. "Alexa why are you a cunt?" Alexa get in the kitchen" "Alexa blow me"

 

i know!

but people who live there don't need to know where everything is at i thought

 

Could of turned out better for him

 

This season we find nothing again lol

 

computers are dumb and i proved it

 

I decided that red was overrated. Went to a textured white instead.

 

here's your award

 

this is how i proved it

my nephew is Steven but sometimes goes by Steve

i programmed Steven into the contacts

i ask Alexa to call Steve and she cannot find that name in the contact list
she can find Steven however

 

not hungover currently but feeling a sickness coming on...fucking hell, last thing I need

 

if this was true AI i would expect her to ask me if i meant Steven and not just say there is no Steve in your contacts

 

I'm not drinking right now lol just thought the meme was funny

At work currently and feels like I have a cold coming on

 

how money works while you are sleeping...

 

Lols I have been trying to eat earlier in the night so I just don't eat then sleep within the next hour to help with dieting. Usually eat a small breakfast and mild lunch so eating the big dinner has got to have a window for digestion.

OR... I wake up puking from my reflux


never gonna touch a tortilla and microwave door again tho.. never

 

i waited 20 years to get some cool nu tech and got disappointed

 

A few beers after work won't effect me the next day but I rarely drink in excess anymore unless I'm camping with friends or something.

Drinking right before bed for awhile a few years ago earned me a couple (small) kidney stones that luckily weren't terrible, but I sure don't want to tempt fate on that shit

 

Something looks off here