1" Hole in my Taco and Phenomenon BS

Last night I heard 2 LOUD explosions while 3 large military helicopters were passing overhead. This morning I found a 1" hole in the plastic front valance that looks melted as well as a round dent in the bumper that looks burned. I'm not on any regular flight lanes with the exception of the presidential Helos. Hmmm

 

Crazy. Was it parked or were you driving? There has to be some physical evidence around unless Bigfoot ran off with it.

 

That's bizarre...

 

spooky business

 

I haven't found anything this morning.I am on BFs migratory route.
Would a 50 Cal do this damage?
I did find a brick on my porch with a message last month. Any ancient aliens theorists on TW?
Taco was parked

 

Kinda sounds like folks are after you.
You owe people money??

 

Spooky indeed
Langley is across the river from me

 

You don’t have info on a certain person do you? Those people tend to end up dead so be careful lol.

 

I have a few overdue library books
I doubt the librarian is even aware of. No other outstanding debt.

 

Any outstanding parking tickets?

 

I was TOTALLY off grid for 10+ years
Been here 15+ I do know stuff but the statute of limitations has past.

 

Come on, don't pull TWs leg! That is really wild if true.

 

A 50cal would have done a fuck ton more damage lol

 

You need a Ring doorbell or some other surveillance equipment.

 

Haven't used pay to park in 15+ years.
Beore that I had fake MC plate for10+

 

Only a Raccoon and Opossums on the cams last night

 

Pix provided. That's all I have for proof except critters on cams.

 

We were poor growing up, well not poor but lower middle class I guess. Pop worked mom was home with us 4. Anywho, in high school the freaking high school upped the price of a parking pass to like 120 bucks. And this was 1995! Of course I wasn't gonna save money for a park pass and all the freaking rich preppies and yuppies mommy and daddy bought them theirs..... My best friend mom was an artist and down af. She made me a spitting image perfect replication of the south Kitsap high school parking pass for that year. they were the kind that you hung around the rear view mirror
And then a damn ex gf found out I had a fake one and told on me, but I only lost out on like a month of parking before end of school year

 

Sherriff showed up just now without being called

 

Title is very misleading...