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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

  1. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:51 AM
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    PennSilverTaco

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    New to thread? Yes...
     
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  2. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:53 AM
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    blinker fluid, box of grid squares, PRC E-7, and exhaust sample. Also need to check that armor for weak spots (hands over ball peen hammer).
     
  3. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:54 AM
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    i thought they were saying owen wilson was a dumbass...lol:notsure:
     
  4. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:54 AM
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    No, I think they were referring to O'Grady...
     
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  5. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:55 AM
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    Nope... everyone is a dumbass, literally every person in existence.
     
  6. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:55 AM
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    Some more than others...
     
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  7. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:56 AM
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    Lol
     
  8. Feb 25, 2020 at 7:57 AM
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    Some flags and center console divider... lots of things on the wanted list.
    We usually tell the new idiots to get us a yard of flightline, the keys to tail # **** and make sure he goes to NDI to get his boots checked out. I gotta find the picture again...
     
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  9. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:06 AM
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  10. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:09 AM
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    Except me....I'm perfect.
     
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  11. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:10 AM
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    Honestly don’t know the “true” story. I’ve only seen the movie. Assuming he must be the AF version of Jessica Lynch?
     
  12. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:11 AM
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    saw a funny one about exhaust sample but i cant find it now
     
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  13. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:26 AM
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    No, just an "I've been ordained by God to fly fighters and all other humans are inferior to me."

    Seriously, there are fighter pilots out there that are out-and-out dicks. It's worse when they're also Academy grads. I've had two as squadron commanders, and they were both the worst leaders I've ever had in the military.

    For some reason, bomber pilots are chill as fuck, and airlift/tanker drivers are cool like commercial pilots (since they already have the multi-engine heavy rating).

    Fighter pilots? They are like Maverick with a coke problem and a 3" penis.
     
  14. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:26 AM
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    And they can't salute for shit. Can't stand that crap.
     
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    Pointy nose pilots are the same all over the world...

     
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  16. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:29 AM
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    some captains are bad in bomber world, i just found a pic of one commander that chewed out some captains on an aircraft launch...funniest thing i saw
     
  17. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:33 AM
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    Some flags and center console divider... lots of things on the wanted list.
    About as good as the echo check
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVGVTgunE4Q

    We also used to get new Avionics troops or new co-pilots on the radar check. Grab the aft hatch from the KC-135, go out front and make them walk back and forth with it to make sure the system "pinged" when it saw it.
     
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  18. Feb 25, 2020 at 8:35 AM
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    God, I wish I could find the old Gold Bond Powder video made back in the 90's. Story is that everyone who made it caught an Article, though, and they USAF was viscous about getting it removed from the Internet.

    That was in the days before YouTube.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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