1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

$11 Liquid Ass: Prank Fart Spray, Gag Gift for Adults and Kids, Great for Pranks and A Good Laugh, Extra Strong Poop Spray, Non Toxic, Keep Out of Reach from Children

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Be funny if you swapped the label on one of those same containers of 'Poopourii" that people use to disguise their dook smell, then watch as they freak out wondering why they stink so much

 

Shitrus

 

Dude those beetles are fucking nuts lol

 

pretty much what those air deodorizers do anyhow, make it smell like someone took a shit in a rainforest or orange grove

 

Saw @CS_AR on the interstate today

 

He got an old uhf antenna on the back?

 

I've had a volant cai for a while just wanted to know if my "mod" works.

 

If the goal is to make it louder, yes

 

Louder = people thinking it's fast

 

Louder = me turning around to watch in disappointment as the loud car accelerates away slowly and is not in fact fast

 

Yes

 

Lol, and it's also got a wing

 

Are*

 

Buddy comes by to pick up some parts and we were talking about Moab.

He asks if I need to borrow one of his off road trailers; they have 35's...bigger than my own truck tires

 

Matching spares bruh

 

Why do you need an off road trailer? you planning on camping in the middle of the trail while a bunch of yuppies in rental jeeps fly by revving it out in 2nd gear and jihad dirtbikers weave around them?

 

LOL

Not at all; I'm a ground tent person being a backpacker and marine.

I'd bring my RTT just to be off ground but he suggested it in case I may not want to have a tent on my truck while I'm hitting some trails.

Not that I was going to take him up on his offer at all, it's just funny that his damn trailers have bigger tires.

 

Oh and I'll have a .50 cal mounted in the bed; you gonna be my gunner to knock those dirtbikers out with?

(M249 SAW mounted on this one)

 

as long as ammo is on you