When exactly does someone become an A-Hole?

One of the areas the department I direct handles is insurance issues. Just a few weeks ago, a guy fell asleep (according to the statement he gave the on campus safety officer) and ran across four lanes of traffic and a median before crashing into the glass front of one of our buildings. His insurance company called us and said they were denying any liability due to the drivers medical condition. My employee asked what medical condition? They said the guy had a sneezing fit which caused him to lose control of his truck, which is what he told the police when they arrived. So our insurance had to shell out 150k to fix our building, of course we are going after his insurance company. Yep, plenty of assholes to go around. Who knewing that sneezing was a medical condition

 

I've heard of sneezing getting you out of running a red light maybe but not driving thru a building. Geez, such rampant stupidity these days.

 

Guy I work with claimed the sneezing thing after he caused a pileup rear-ending a car and pushing it into other cars. Dude's on his phone all day long. He'd walk into lava with his eyes locked on that phone if he lived in Hawaii.

 

Go to Wal Mart and count how many park their carts right in the middle of the fucking aisle while deciding which style of Cheetos to purchase.

 

Grab some rubbing compound and clean that up; I've gotten rid of much worse and it pulls finish back on to it before it rusts. Soon you will forget all about it. Then you will go offroading and pinstripe it your self and look at the scratch and smile - because *you* put it there having fun.

 

Most self proclaimed asholes are actually douchebags.

You never meet someone proud to be a douchebag, but I've heard people proclaim themselves asholes.

 

This IS funny .... Because it’s true

Battle scars somehow can be forgiven. Ones were someone goes out of their way in a parking lot to be a douche cannot.

 

A douchebag is a whole different level of asshole. There is ass, asshat, asshole, fucking asshole and then douchebag! A douchebag only thinks of him/herself over anyone else. This is the person that will run from a fire leaving family members that need help to get out behind to die!

 

False. Assholes correct douchebags who can’t spell asshole properly.

 

Apparently today. I found out I’m an asshole today. We were working in a park and a lady came off the walking trail with her dog on a leash. I was parked on the grass in our job site and she walks her dog up to let it piss all over my tire. I ask her WTF she was thinking. Then she proceeded to tell me what an asshole I am because her dog can only piss on rubber. I was completely dumbfounded.

 

You should have told her that you can only piss on old ladies dogs and pissed on the dog!

 

Lol, I don’t want to have to register every time I move and I still need to work at schools.

 

Such a shame. People have no respect for other’s property and ownership.

 

Being a fairly regular traveler of I-95, I got to say the song pretty much sums things up. Pretty sure you can throw I-195 in there somewhere too.

 

Nuff said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J41ZSHKOvX0

 

I like to try and learn from every TW thread so I Googled the following

 

their environment turns them into an asshole

the world is terrible place to live

 

I think I saw this a movie once...yah...team America

Something about dicks, and pussies, and assholes...time to be the dick.

 

That is some Jedi level gaslighting. I never heard of a dog being that particular.