We are safe to fart at work

Bahahahahhahahahahahahah!!

 

This thread has major potential!

 

haha i do the same

 

I am free to fart all I want at work. I work at a wastewater treatment plant, my farts are a pleasurable odor compared to the environment there.

 

Wow.. I straight up LOLed to that comment ^^^

 

A couple of years ago, I was waling on the street in Paris. Thinking I was alone, I let a loud fart. I then looked over my shoulder and a couple of guys were right behind me and they were cracking up.

 

My boss and i share an office sadly.

 

Farting is always funny!

 

It was funny seven years ago, too!
Just kidding, I liked one of the posts before seeing the date.

 

Do those Fruit Loops give you gas?

 

LOL as I made that post I was actually eating a bowl of fruit loops! I never do, but my mom sent them home for my kids. They looked good. No farts yet.

 

Movie theater popcorn gives me pretty bad gas; They are not particularly smelly farts, but they are loud!

 

What did you put into the TW search to find this thread...were you looking up threads titled with Farts lol

Farting and someone getting hit in the nuts...two things that are funny no matter how old you are. Unless you're the one that gets hit in the nuts, then it's not funny at all

 

Yes.

 

My friend has a 2010 Ford F150 Lariat; The truck is loaded, and among other things it has charcoal-activated "fart filters" in the front seats!

 

I still laugh when I see someone balls get destroyed.

 

When we were kids my best friend and I were playing street hockey and he was goalie, wearing no pads (bad idea). I thought I'd shoot the puck right between his legs and instead got him square in the beans...this was probably 22 years ago and to this day it makes me laugh when I think about it. He was anything but happy though

 

I still laugh about all the times we would biff it as kids going off of sketchily made ramps for our bikes, scooters, rollerblades and skateboards. Sometimes we would land on the bar of our bikes instead of standing up on the pedals and needless to say we'd be down and out for a good while after that.

Needless to say I'm pretty sure it made me and my buddies sterile. Not that I'm upset about that at all.

 

When I was in 8th grade, we were moving chairs around the classroom, and this kid name Scott got himself right in the family jewels with a plastic desk chair...

 

I have an office. I'll fart when i want