Whatever

Oh damn. Ok. I see the dynamic.

also, hot dog bun. Freal.

 

Right? Clickity clackity...sounds like a damn maracas.

 

Watterson tighten up that avi for you? Almost perfect.

 

No matter what I do I can’t un-wipe this look from my face.

 

Wear it proudly.
Or this...

 

I wore that face yesterday morning at 6 am with a bag of Chex mix and nothing to drink.

 

That whip seems way too strong. Imma fill out a request form, see about getting something that doesn’t bruise so bad.

 

Naaah, I haven’t had any complaints on my whoopins!

 

Dude. She has a gimp box. Occupied at the moment but she runs a toit ship.

 

Yeah I heard about that gimp box. I’m all for it, I just have basic requests. Wifi. Allow me to bring in my own snacks. I mentioned the whip, but I’m flexible. A bathing area perhaps. Think “boxed in with no light turtle terrarium with wifi”...cover those bases and I’ll do whatever.

 

Aaaannd where exactly are you located?

 

Well as a valued member that has experienced all boundaries of this forum as well as the basement, I’m sure your opinion would be valued. I hear there is a suggestion box right next to the electrodes and ball-gags.
Submit. Really.

 

See?? Some other mod had custody. He came out kinda like he went in. Is that supposed to happen?

 

I left CA so it’s going to have to be a “guest spot” on your “talk show”

 

I always thought a human sized gerbil bottle would be awesome to have.

 

Didn’t you pioneer the concept of human gerbil-tube Tacoma camping colonies?

 

YES. This is the ultimate way to camp and socialize at the same time. It’s all about the tubes. Man you remember really good.

 

Thanks. I can’t remember the ceremony that determined whose truck was the center pivot truck in the habitrail.