When exactly does someone become an A-Hole?

stupid never rests or takes a holiday......constant vigilance is required!

 

That was beautiful man, I actually had a tear in my eye by the end.

 

I did cayenne pepper heard the dog sneezed few times then owner said..."whats wrong" some would say Im the A hole

 

I am lucky enough to have two car dealerships build directly behind my house. When they want to locate their cars they use the car alarms to find them.

I contacted the Nissan dealership and they have gone out if their way to stop using the alarms, were apologetic and professional.

The BMW dealership were complete and total assholes and suggested it was my fault for buying a house that might eventually have a car lot behind it and I could kiss their ass.

Coincidence?

 

I have a friend of mine at work whose parents used to live katty corner to The Teflon Don in New York. He was always out walking his little dog around the neighborhood. My friends parents once said, “you can say what you want about the man, but he always picked up after his dog”!

 

I had a neighbor letting his dog crap in my yard a few years back. When he finished walking his dog and came back down the street I was waiting for him with a shovel and told him to clean it up. Never had a problem with him again.

 

Lots of Art Majors in my area.
I guess I chose the wrong career path.

 

I had marks down the side of my truck when I lived in town. Neighbor's kids were riding bikes up my driveway and leaving handlebar marks down the side of it. I had a talk with him about it and it stopped.

Other neighbor was throwing his food scraps into an area between our fences where the gas meter was. He wouldn't mow it so I did. I started chucking his shit back over his fence into his yard and that stopped as well. Best to just handle stuff as it arises so you don't blow your top after dealing with it too long.

 

Its because the person knows you care about the looks of your truck,by parking way out in the lot, so that attracts bad people.Park where everyone else parks.

 

You’re better than me, Id stomped a mud hole in face.

 

Someone becomes an a-hole when the person watches a young person not hold the door open for the 80 year old lady with a walker who he looked at and acknowledged her presence right behind him.
The person watching then goes inside and proceeds to make a loud point in front of everyone around about how that young person should be ashamed of themself and tells them the need to learn some respect and manners.
Yes I was the person who was watching and yes I was an a-hole.

 

Gotta get those social brownie points.

 

How embarrassing. Do you really believe that you changed that kid's mind?

 

When my dad got his brand new Truck back in 97' he parked in the farthest spot possible at the mall with literally 20-30 parking spaces empty between his truck and the store entrance. Sure enough a car parked right next to him and scratched his new truck. My dad was so pissed he broke off the side mirror of the car LOL. It was hilarious.

 

This one made me think of a lady I dealt w/ in a parking lot a few years ago. Got out of the truck just as she was pulling in and heard CLUNK!, my head spun around thinking "was that the side of my truck she just whacked"? Walked back over and she's looking at the side of her door with a big ass ding in it and starts giving ME shit for DENTING HER DOOR. I have side steps on just for this reason and put em on every truck I've owned.

She flung that door right into it, did zero damage to the side step. I looked as her and said are you out of your fuckin mind, you slammed your door into part of my truck, dented your own door and I'm to blame? She had nothing more to say, I got in the truck, moved it and went on with my business.

 

So true, i drive a company van every day and it happens almost daily. Im loosing my faith in humanity.

 

I keep a tire stem valve core remover in all of my vehicles... when the A-hole does an A-hole thing like pulling as close as possible to the drivers door when there are 10 spots on either side... they get all of the cores taken out of thier valve stems.

 

I was filling up a a gas station in Hope, BC. It's a last stop and first stop location between the Lower Mainland and the Interior. The station was packed as usual with summer travelers. I got to the pumps and filled up. Once finished filling up, I started to clean my windshield of the bugs. As I started to clean the lady behind me gets out of her car and started complaining "Hey! People are waiting to get in there! Can you move?" Her tone wasn't pleasant. So I turned to her and smiled, then calmly started " Sorry Ma'am, If you wait one fuckin' minute will be out of your way!" Now I started calm but by the end of that sentence I was clearly standing my ground. The look on her face was priceless. She slinked back in her car and you could see her husband gesturing at her like "What do you think would happen!" My wife still laughs at that. She described my tone from calm and genial to devil in a single sentence and the look on that womans face was absolutely priceless. Now I really don't know who the asshole is here, me or her.

 

Removing the valve core is an asshole move, loosening the valve stems so they leak and it still looks like it's fine is monstrous!

 

Don't women love assholes?

I found this to be true in the real world.