1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

You still have that fucking turtle haha...I remember you talking about wanting to get rid of it like 2 years ago
How big is it now?

 

Dude after that turtle's been living in your room with you for that long...it's seen some shit.

That turtle is damaged for life

 

You can actually swap out nouns in this case and both statements would be true

 

Wishing your pets could talk is a fun thought until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets

 

Lol I've thought the same so many times...

 

My pet dogs are all doofuses, work dogs would be goofy when they’re young, straight up ass holes after 2 years old

 

You been trying to get rid of that thing for years

 

Like interior decorators vs lifelong coal miners

 

Yes
This fucker watched his brother get thrown off a cliff, he’d be an asshole
These three would be little buddy’s

 

I thought he was talking about dropping it off at a local pond or something a couple years ago.

Better than when my dad let my brother's pet turtle loose in the backyard after he moved out, not realizing turtles need a body of water to swim in to survive lol. Probably got picked off by a hawk pretty quick anyway I imagine

 

Enough for a dinner for 2

 

If it's one of those common red eared slider turtles then they get pretty big after several years...like serving plate big

 

Yeah its that type. I just made a craigslist add lol

 

That's why I sent money for shipping.
All you has to do was vac bag freeze and ship it

 

Lmao

 

May seem funny to you but I've been waiting 8 months for Turtle Soup

 

Miguel's just a tease, never puts out

 

Fucked up but it's true, especially with cats because their diet is supposed to be nearly entirely meat protein. Shuts their kidneys down fast if they're subjected to that crap

 

Especially snakes



Can you imagine my snake eating a damn avocado?