Whatever

Who?

 

This homie went dead center into the grille. Dead on impact.

 

Where are the sails tho?

 

No complaints. Cept trying to take the bottom off a fucking Keurig that’s leaking! Any tips before I go to youtoob in shame?

 

I’d almost rather it hit the grille instead of the middle of the glass.

 

Buy a new one

 

Dan, Adam, David’s wife, David, and Gigi.

 

Doesn’t need them

 

Fuck geese!

 

After 12+ birds this sound doesn’t even scare me anymore.


I have had 2 or 3 fly into the side of the damn truck going 40+MPH.

 

You love em

 

Nope! They can fuck right on off.

 

Have you ever been flocked by those stupid things? If not don’t try it because it hurts!!

 

When I was still dating my ex wife, we were on our way out to go camping. My oldest was 2 yrs old. She was driving and a bird flew out infont of the car and got decapitated by the windshield wiper.

Without missing a beat, my son said "bye bye birdy"


True story

 

Had one bite me on the butt when I was 6. Still remember that!

 

Not you Mr. Pibb. Mr. dick.

 

I've punted one or 6 in my day. Onery lil shits. They all deserved it.

Hard to see but this is a massive flock I saw on my way to blackfoot yesterday.

That is half of em. The other half went south.

Thousands.