<$650 Aftermarket Rear Bumper Options

I remember the good ol' days of wood shop, welding, plumbing, auto tech, building shit classes in HS ah what have the times come to. We did so many cool things, our HS had a whole hall dedicated to vocational type training, it was grand.

 

so no one can recommend a brand because they may be affiliates? I was going to post a few to help you out but good luck on your own bud.

 

Oh he's long gone. OP stopped looking for help

 

I found that out. Guess that’s what I get for quoting a first page post without reading the following pages.
Oh wellllll

 

People just like to stand by the products they bought if they are good. I recommend ADS suspensions and mobtown rear bumpers and haven’t once received a dime from them. If a product is good they really don’t need to market cause the members on this forum will recommend them.

 

Tell me more about this PVC bumper you speak of....

 

Itll only cost $999 shipping not included. For an extra 300 I can even add a swing out that can only support a small donut spare. It will also squeak every time you drive and no amount of grease will stop it. Will not protect any part of the truck during an impact either.

But as I said..... it WILL NOT RUST

 

Sold. Can you make me sliders too?

 

Of course, all the same applies to those. Lead time on each will be 48 weeks

 

48 weeks!?
Welllll it’s shorter than getting a camper. So sounds good.


WAIT. TELL ME YOU CAN MAKE ME A PVC CAMPER / TENT

 

Great sales pitch.

 

Shitttt, at this rate, I may be able to build you a PVC Tacoma. Will not run, but can be driven with leg power. Similar to the flintstones

 

Naw I’m out now.
I really hoping for the weight reduction with the PVC. Them mall bumps are bad with extra weight.

 

A PVC Tacoma will also never rust. Will never break down because of the lack of an actual engine. And imagine the leg muscle gains! This in a win in every way possible

 

No more frame rust I'm in. But how are you going to deal with the UV exposure and the brittleness associated with that.

 

Yeah this ^

 

Never drive during the day.

Be VERY careful while rolling around.

 

Damn I should be a vendor here

 

I support this, can I be an affiliate

 

You'll get 1% of every PVC product I sell