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depends on if you let my fat ass beat you down the trails or not.

 

If you did, is that reason to make fun of my bike? I wouldn’t think so.

 

do I need a reason to make fun?

 

Knoxville has a wide spectrum of trails making it perfect for a big group. If we have enough guys show up we could split into multiple experience levels

 

not really....

 

got some bunny slopes? I'd love to learn to get both wheels off the ground and a small table top or whatever. You've been to Monte Sano and know that's not really something I get to practice/learn around here..

 

TBT to when I had 7 bikes on my truck

 

For sure. In Knoxville there are three distinct long jump lines from Easy, Medium, and Expert . Nice smooth climb to the top and can lap them all day long. It's called Baker Creek and is getting a lot of recognition.

The latest trails over this winter are expert-level trails purpose built for riding all-year regardless of freeze/thaw and rain. They are armored with rock gardens and slab lips. This area is called 'Year Round Get Down' or Party in the Woods

 

well, my last name just happens to be Baker, so it sounds like destiny that I ride Baker Creek.

 

Also my pics are trash. Some of the local pros like Dak Norton, Isacc Levison, and Neko Mullaly have much better stuff on their social media

Yeah also my pics are trash. Here's some footage of Year Round Get Down from local pro Dak Norton

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9IPVoYgd0v/?igshid=4235aru0t6dy

 

And another local pro casual backflipping a 30 ft table

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6HGfoMn2EB/?igshid=u3ik4fk8s3x1

 

@honda50r I have ridden Baker Creek and its a gem right there surrounded by the city, Tennessee is really doing something special with all its resources. My soft spot is the Tri City area in east Tn though, SORBA is killing it out there putting the tiniest towns on the map for MTB.

 

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here's a video I came across at Baker Creek, looks pretty awesome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icrDbA2hhzM

 

Help me out please, or tell me I’m stupid.
I got the funn zippa lite bash guard to install. Which says it requires the iscg05 mounts which I thought I researched correctly and is just these two bolt locations?



But I don’t have the 3rd bolt hole to the bottom left so I can’t mount this at the bottom like it’s supposed to?

 

Well that's curious. You could still mount a chain guide, but I think you're out of luck on a bash guard style

 

So I guess I need to get one that’s a full circle bash guard style?

 

whelp! looks like you need a new bike for NBD!

 

I think that's your only real choice. Unless you did a chain guide only option

 

you mean the ones that mount to your chain ring?