WTF Wal-Mart sucks!

Walmart is a cancer.

 

Make sure every item is in a bag. Keep walking slowly toward the door as security is scanning your stuff.

 

Its not just walmart unfortunately. Just the future of automation....

 

nah, start running, it's more fun

 

My friends wallet got stolen, thieves immediately went to self check outs and bought gift cards on the credit/debit cards. I hate self check outs.

 

Except it takes longer and leaves me less satisfied with the whole experience. I go to Walmart to feel superior to my fellow shoppers, not revisit my high school days of bagging groceries.

 

You ARE superior! And darn it, people like you!

 

Is that why you don’t like cilantro, you buy it at Walmart.

 

They got us ringing everything up and bagging it up, just so they can go thru it all at the door..

 

I ran out of toilet paper

 

Self check out blows when you have to buy something like spray paint and have to wait 15 minutes for someone to waddle thier ass over to you to confirm you are indeed over 18.

Love it at grocery stores.

 

Monsanto giant cilantro, or you have tiny hands?

 

They'll think you work for Jussie Smollett.

When they ask to see your receipt say no thanks and keep walking!!

 

grab a handful and go

 

Self checkout is the best....buy expensive honey crisp apples but ring up as red delicious

 

If you're being judged by a Wal-Mart cashier... you've probably made some pretty poor life decisions.

 

You might be better off using a tortilla.

 

and waste a tortilla!

 

Quite simple, I just choose to shop elsewhere or online. Walmart can legislate themselves right out of business and I wouldn’t miss them.

 

Well, you are at Walmart, just put it back on the shelf.