How many bodies can a 3rd gen hold?

A fuckin’ shit-tonne.

 

It’s probably gonna be 99% frail boomers on their ,3rd liver transplant , with heart disease, type 2 diabetes , and 50 years of “a pack a day “ smoked ...

 

Agree except for smoking. Cigarettes are like a tonic. You fumigate your own mouth and never catch anything. Thinking about picking up a habit until this blows over.

 

Ok, so, I've been thinking about this.

If humans are 55-60% water, and you did some, uh, water removal - you could nearly double the mass of bodies you can haul.

 

Do they even do those anymore? Got a filling and crown over the last few years, and neither was the old metallic type.

 

Each, or for the lot?

 

I asked my practical dentist: “which lasts longer, gold or ceramic?” Answer: “gold, by a long shot. Porcelain is for people who don’t like gold teeth”.

I have two gold crowns. Love them.

 

Err’Thang!

 

Not sure about bodies, but lots of cups.

 

Too much math!

 

Depends on how one stacks them

 

Sodium hydroxide would be more effective

 

Great. Now we're on a watchlist again. No more web searches for duct tape, rope, and zip ties.

 

I work for Costco. Our headquarters is in Issaquah. Our Kirkland store is not far and we had VP's in Utah this week.
Makes sense right..... /slapface.

 

In my case, only one body since I needed room for 2 buckets and cement.

 

Not sure why I know this , but any acid or base (sodium hydroxide,NaOH) catalyzed hydrolysis (liquefying tissue ) is not going to proceed very quickly at all (@ room temp). It would take weeks or months to fully “melt away”. Now, if you apply heat, 80C-100C, in a sealed vessel it will accelerate much much quicker (hours ?).... but this is all very messy and gross and still you have the possibility of undissolved parts left. I don’t know why movies or TV shows don’t mention using a good old fashioned tire fire. With tires burning that hot it wouldn’t take much time to turn into ash and gases...

Yeah we’re all for sure on a list now ...


Edit : I just realized, if you go the acid or base route , the plastic beds of our trucks might be ideally suited for this compared to a steel bed which would corroded very badly as a result of this treatment lol... ya for plastics!

 

I’m not sure why any bodies need to be removed?

Personally, I’d burn or collect them and put them in the yard. You can do heads on spikes or impaled... other options may vary. Point is, it will help to assert your dominance among your neighborhood and send the message that the sick are not welcome in your yard.

Also if you do some testing, you may find that at 240° the virus is killed. That means you now have a steady supply of fresh meat. Then you could even have a cook out. Susan would see that the sick might not be welcome, but at least you’re a pretty stand up guy. Possibly even a good provider. This could lead to that relationship you’ve been looking for. Wondering why you could never find that right person. When in reality, you just needed to wait for the collapse of society to find out who you truly are.

 

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