Unfortunate morning

“Sir, it looks like the perp had one eye”

 

Two of the more disturbing gifs I’ve seen today..

 

See if you can tell what kind of shoes they were wearing by any tracks in the snow. For one it may give you an idea of who did it, and second it's a good way to confirm if you think you might know what asshole did it.

 

Related to these parentless little shits?
https://www.wibw.com/content/news/4...an-100-car-tires-in-Wellington-568698021.html

 

Oh you would for sure get a face shot of the leaker climbing on to your hood. Now what you do with the rest? Entirely up to you......

 

It could always be worse.............

 

It makes more sense to think down the avenue that's not piss. Someone wanting you to 'think' they pissed on 3 cars. Unless you really have pissed someone off.
Did you get caught on a trail cam pissing on someone's deer stand?

 

Don't leave me hangin.. do they ever get the degens?!

 

Oh yeah, they get em good

 

Wow, I thought I had it bad when someone I ticked off ran tracks through my front yard with a 4x4. Coulda been 3 of em like Larry, his brother Daryl, n his other brother Daryl

 

If peein ya pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

 

Katy kat - “no.. you’re lying.”
Wayne- “nope. Looked like a can of tennis balls hangin there.”
Katy kat - *looks around in disbelief*
Wayne- “looked like a tall can of Red Bull”

 

Maybe someone was poking his butthole while he peed.

 

WTF? Dude probably slammed 4 bottles of yellow Gatorade before this heist. What a bunch of assholes. Happened to my friends truck at a social a couple years ago.

 

Whats "a social" ??