Whatever

ETA on the return of TP at our Costco is two weeks!

WITAF?? Why?? Are people afraid if they are quarantined at home they won’t have a supply?
Do people not know this is a respiratory virus and not intestinal??
I am growing more disappointed in my fellow man

 

@Schwartz

I only wanna say this once!

Please!!!!!!


Don’t poop in my pool!!!

 

This ^^^^^^^

 

Smart man!

 

One more thing the Japanese do better. Bidets with warmed water that cleans you, drys you off and they have seat warmers.

 

I’m sorry man that’s not funny at all but our dog did that once so I feel justified in laughing just a little

 

At least easier to drain.

 

You’re a bigger freak than we thought

 

When’s the party?!

 

Right???

I get her side though. Something weird happens after surgery where you just feel like you gotta do shit.
Doesn’t seem like De is much of a sit around type to begging with which doesn’t help.

 

@Schwartz NOT allowed in the pool.

 

Bitches better have TP then!

 

You'll be lucky to get the garden hose with a pressure washer on the front lawn

 

You may have to leave a cleaning deposit before you can party here man!

 

Y’all want a sniff!!

 

Fixed

 

Nah.... I am good, but thanks for the offer.

 

@Nunya Bizness can bring the potato's and I’ll bring the potato gun. Maybe @Sammie or @OneGiraffe can bring the hair spray? We’ll let @JaCado do the honers and shot him in the ass with the potato’s if he gets in the pool.

That way @JaCado doesn't have to clean it.

 

Given recent revelations made by ole McRib I’d have to agree.