1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

ooops I forgot Jay was reading stuff in here

 

@Winkle99 glad to hear you were OK after the accident, bummer that it happened

 

I allowed them to live from my ogre strength.

Did you get the ribs from Chilli's and said you cooked them? Cause Marines can't cook anything aside from a MRE

 

Ok now that's just going too far

We can boil water you know

You don't even cook your food and just eat it whole.

 

Did you you eat your camouflage cause it looked like peanut butter?

 

I had a friend growing up that was on only child, his dad was funny AF and told him when we were 8 or 9 years old that he had siblings that were born at the same time as him, but they were all born in the toilet and he was the only one of the litter that could swim

 

Pfft and you wonder why they don't let you eat at those All You Can Eat Buffets

 

It's funny now but back then I think I remember asking my mom if babies were born in toilets and she was not amused

 

Yea, those troughs are nasty.

Do you have a child on board sticker on the mustang so people don't think it's you as the child?

 

I take it you've got WIDE LOAD on your truck?

Probably even need an escort vehicle up front.

 

Did you ask the doctor that when your daughter was born to?

 

You get the periscope option so you can see over the steering wheel

 

kind of reminds me of those stick figure family stickers people put on their cars, Tosh did a funny skit about those

https://youtu.be/xv-0Sr-BV5A

 

it took me a few years but I think I had it figured out on my own by the time I was 22 or 23

 

I just stack pillows on the seat and put a wooden block on the pedals so I can reach.

Just wondering, when you're out in the 5 ton, who's actually driving it?

Cause I sure as hell know you're only cargo.

 

Hahahaha that's actually kinda funny

 

Everyone is buying toilet paper.