1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Not you cause you'll go Apocalypse now on us

 

Hahahaha hahahah so all the crazy stuff in the news we see that isn't going on where we live... It's actually just a Cali thing, huh? All those rich educated folk must be too smart for their own good

 

Speaking of toilet paper...you wipe by the mattress don't you?

 

I find that hilarious. 3 women got into a slap/fist fight at a store down here yesterday over some lady buying up the last few packs of TP. Meanwhile I just go to Trader Joes and they always have it in stock, even now lol. No one thinks of getting that kind of stuff at TJ's but they do sell it.

Also why TF do people need massive amounts of toilet paper during a pandemic...shouldn't you be stocking up on stuff like, oh I dunno...medicine to take care of the symptoms if you get sick? Food? Water?

But noooo y'all gotta make sure your buttholes are clean and cozy like that's gonna make everything ok

 

Closed cell foam sleeping pad washable and reusable

 

For the coronavirus? Does it give you the squirts too? I thought it was more chest/lung/flu symptom related?

 

Lol there's a new one lol.

Is your bed a sand box and that's why you hate cats?

 

Dude, the older I get, the more and more I realize people have no idea wtf they're doing in general

 

Eli jumping in as back up

That's what I'm talking about homie

 

Least I didn't have an issue playing in a sand box; cat's kept trying to bury you cause they thought you were a fat turd

 

word, some people have a better idea of how to figure it out and deal with having no idea than others do though lol

 

I've been told you have to ask for "well done" fries. My feelings are that if you want soggy fries then you should be the one asking for them soggy. Give the rest of us crispy fries cause I shouldn't have to ask. This is why I don't eat at In-N-Out.

 

yeah it's a respiratory virus, basically all the symptoms of a flu minus the vomiting/stomach probs. Worse coughing

As long as you don't smoke and aren't elderly it'll probably just come and go for most people like the common cold does every year.

 

Is that why you hated the beach. You had to breach those sand castles

 

So what's the panic with everybody buying up TP?

 

From WHO
The most common symptoms of COVID-19 are fever, tiredness, and dry cough. Some patients may have aches and pains, nasal congestion, runny nose, sore throat or diarrhea. These symptoms are usually mild and begin gradually. Some people become infected but don’t develop any symptoms and don't feel unwell. Most people (about 80%) recover from the disease without needing special treatment. Around 1 out of every 6 people who gets COVID-19 becomes seriously ill and develops difficulty breathing. Older people, and those with underlying medical problems like high blood pressure, heart problems or diabetes, are more likely to develop serious illness. People with fever, cough and difficulty breathing should seek medical attention.

 

And you hated it cause people kept trying to push you back into the ocean thinking you were a beached whale

 

Maybe they have stock in Charmin

 

No idea, actually I think I do. The media focused on a few people stocking up on TP and suddenly everyone decided they needed to do the same thing. The hand sanitizer thing is just as ridiculous...everyone's buying hand sanitizer to the point where it's literally not going to be available again for awhile, anywhere. Meanwhile, actual hand soap is still sitting on the shelves stocked up wondering wtf is going on.

Hand soap is better for you anyway because it doesn't obliterate the good bacteria on your hands like sanitizer does. All these fools buying up sanitizer to use 24/7 aren't doing themselves any favor in the long run

 

squirts??