Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

She can work from home, but she won’t be able to get much done with the 5y/o. I’ll be home Some too to help her out

 

That's kinda like askin' it to blowup.

 

Why were you watching a Costco worker pee? That's just creepy.

 

Used to work with a dude who's pops was quite good at the real thing.

 

I was curious how big he was.


But really. I was waiting in line, sir. After he was done he just walked on out.

 

Thanks Jason! This should come in handy.

Edit: GOD DAMN! That is very detailed DIY instructions. Was there a quiz at the end? lol...you should be able to get your master electrician license after reading and understanding the whole DIY project lol.

 

Maybe he walked to the Costco sized bottle of hand sanitizer

 

Well something unexpected happened ...x2 one on each rear wheel.

but I made the best of with Peanut and butter. First time for both.

 

This specific moonshine is made in a legal county in TN by dudes who were making the same stuff illegally. Still uses actual water from the stream on the land of the distillery.

 

Went thru and flagged em all, they can eat a bowl of dicks.

 

Yeah, I flagged em too.

I was thinking we could troll the shit out of them. Respond to the ad saying something like “I’m desperate for sanitizer. I have stage 4 cancer/elderly/pregnant/immune system compromised etc. Where can we meet?”
And keep them on the hook for as long as possible. Between all of us we can occupy a lot of their time.

 

Got word that I can work remotely for the next 30 days.

 

Speaking of craigslist and Tacoma’s....

https://monterey.craigslist.org/zip/d/salinas-free/7091613728.html

 

I'm in!

 

One word.

Everclear.

 

With the current state of affairs taking place all over the world, there are deals to be had.

 

Izzy is of for the next 3 weeks. I dont have any pto. Fml

 

Slave labor. Take him to work and let him be your assistant. You know, answer the phone, make your coffee. That kind of thing.

On a more serious note, there may be resources available. You’d have to call the district but there might be something.

 

Slave labor is not a bad option. Plus im sure the ladies at work would just love him

 

Unfortunately, all flagging does is unpublish their ad. They just post it again. Craiglist doesn't look at. It becomes a battle of will. Tried the same thing with people "rehoming" dogs for a small fee of $1200.

Maybe having a team of flaggers would make a difference.