Nick in NorCal with the push bumper, you're needed in aisle 3

Woah woah woah. I barely even own a tacoma

 

Lol hell yeah. When your front bumper has a max occupancy rating and a wheelchair accessible ramp.


Fuck outta here

 

Well at least we know the bumper goes to a Tacoma.... says so right on the bumper!

 

I want to see the more aggressive option

 

That option has crew served switchblades on both ends

 

Is that a golden nugget "spirit of broverlanding"in the middle b/t the 'O' and 'T'?
The fit with the surrounding front fenders is impeccable.

 

I think it's a butt plug.

 

You just sorta “sit” on it, and the Tacoma, by transitive property, BECOMES the plug.

Its genius really. Nobody wants to put an entire truck up their ass. Normally.

 

I think that bumper has its own sub-bumper.

 

I get angry just looking at it. Definitely aggressive.

 

Looks a little more subdued on a lighter coloured truck:

 

Is that curb crumbling under the weight of that massive bumper in the bottom picture?

 

I’m gonna get custom license plates:

“CRB CRSHR”

 

I found it. @shakerhood posted it in another bumper thread.



It looks similar to the one @Stocklocker shared.

 

Hideous no matter what

 

Good God

 

The outer bumper acts as a thermal shield, protecting the inner bumper from the intense heat of atmospheric re-entry. The inner bumper, upon landing, proceeds to drill to the center of the earth, where it will join earths inner core of molten iron, no longer being two parts of one whole.

 

That’s the “more aggressive” option. Kinda a grail for most guys. You need to be full Alpha to run it. Especially cause it looks like buddy is a tradesman.

 

I was being somewhat sarcastic, but this bumper is growing on me. Especially with flares.

 

I know craftsmanship when I see it.