Whatever

We are too, but I don't know if I can share his reasons why he left.

 

I understand... things have happened that are beyond our control.

 

Send me a PM so I dont forget about i, but i can hook you up.

 

Huh?

 

I didn't know where to drop this since Ben's thread got locked, this is my #2 choice

The devil went down to Wal-Mart
He was lookin' for a roll to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he needed to wipe his behind
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
Pushin' a cart full of charmin
He said boy let me tell you what

"I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a deuce dropper too
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you

Now you drop a pretty good deuce, boy
But give the devil his due
I'll bet you a roll
Against your soul
'Cause I need to drop one too."

The boy said, "my name's Johnny
And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Johnny, rosin up your bow and drop your deuce hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Wal-Mart, and the devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your roll

The devil opened up his case
And he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
As he rosined up his bow

And he pulled the bow across the strings
And it made an evil hiss
Then a band of demons joined in
And it sounded something like this

When the devil finished
Johnny said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down on that bowl right there
And let me show you how it's done."

"Fire from my behind" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
Chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no

The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat
Then he sharted and dropped some
It was restin' on his feet

Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
If you ever wanna try again
I done told you I'm droppin' a deuce
I'm the best that's ever been."

He played "Fire from me behind" run boys, run
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun
The chicken in a bread pan pickin' out dough
Granny, will your dog bite? No child, no

 

Morning everyone

 

I just hope he reconsiders.

 

Mrs Gritto shouldn't have worried.
Plenty of corned beef and cabbage left over for Saint Paddy's.

 

Might as well, he gone.

Hmm...long, well thought out, properly spaced; nice work.
I'm considering a Candle in the Wind rendition to celebrate ol' tater.
Think I'll wait awhile tho.

 

Forget I said this^ That's personal info.

 

Morning.
I'm sore as fuck

 

Long night in the saddle?

 

Hes gonna make some excuse up about installing 35s and how much work it was. Don’t buy into it!

 

Long day and evening working on my truck in wierd angled positions. There is another joke setup for you there, you're welcome.

 

Fucker, too quick

 

You’re getting old homie

 

We’ve got the entire movie theatre to ourselves.

 

Look who's talking