Air Dam

Fixed

 

It's where you go to meet the person you really want to spend the apocalypse with!

 

I don’t know how to put this but...your mom likes a 3rd chick to be involved. I let her pick them. Isn’t she awesome?

 

3rd chick?
Mrs. SweetT #1
Tinder random #2
Third is SweetT!

 

Wait and see until mom sees “ho master” next to your screen name. Next time you’re sleeping on the couch I’m gonna spit in your mouth. Stay out of my basement

 

Tsk tsk. Poor hygiene there. You need to brush your teeth first.

 

Nah, I think if he washes his hands for 20s he should be good to go

 

The Canadian border is closed. Now if we can only find a way to keep the corny jokes up there.

 

See, you all just want us for our politeness

 

What else do you have to offer?

 

Back bacon

 

What else? Come on. Pretend that you are trying to sell me your country. Why should I buy it?

 

Why would we sell it? And it sells itself anyways.

 

I said pretend.

 

Nickleback, Celine Dione, Justin Bieber, Bryan Adams

 

Alright. You could buy it at .69cent on the dollar right now! Bargain basement prices.

 

Are you trying to scare the potential buyer away!

 

There you go with the joke’s again.

 

There’s only 2 that I would bang in that list.