Whatever

Yep...I shopped WalMart and two chain grocery stores this morning for basic foods.
….No eggs
….Limited dairy products, canned goods and bottled water.
Wally World had 'some' bread.
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No store had tissue

 

Quit creepin’ on me!

 

Are you really a vegan
Wanted to make the boys Tater tot casserole. That is something they all eat well.

 

My wife went to the supermarket on her lunch yesterday. As she was going in, 2 baby mamas had a cart of TP and were opening their trunk. Inside, they had lots more toilet paper. These skanks were going from store to store. Wife got in there and there was no more TP to be had. TP is now some kind of Facebook currency for scummy ho’s.
ps. They walk right past the soap and shampoo and don’t give it a second look.

 

I don’t get the TP thing! Now it’s just a matter of people want to buy some because everyone is buying it until it’s gone!! I personally would be more interested in things like toothpaste, soap, shampoo, deodorant, saline solution, & otc meds. Don’t get me wrong, TP is important, but other personal hygiene items are fully stocked I think it’s just a lil bit odd.

 

People buy a large package of TP, let's say it's 12 rolls 400 sheets per roll and your quarantined for 14 days and use 20 sheets per poop. You'd have to poop 17 times a day to use it all in 14 days. Enough is enough with buying up TP!!!

 

Only a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.

 

You aren’t a skank so that’s the difference.

 

The dog doesn't need TP, so why should I...

 

1hr meeting down to 9 minutes and that includes the extra minute I waited to let everyone join. Damn I'm good.



My analyst and I also got a really nice kudo from one of our strategists the other day that we're his favorite line of business to work with and our meetings are one of the few he doesn't hate lol. That's a huge compliment in my world

 

Because you can't reach your bunghole with your tongue?

 

Attagirl!

In my active duty life I had to train (or manipulate ) my Commanders into keeping meetings down to 45 mins as a goal, and not more than 1 hr. The good ones I could flat out tell "people start to drift around 45 mins, after an hour we're just pissed to still be there and not paying attention at all."

 

Yup. If by 45 mins you mean 15.

Thats my advice to my coworkers fearful of public speaking: "As long as you dont totally tank a presentation, nobody will care or remember 10 mins after they walk out the door."

 

I thought y'all was kidding about the TP went to the store yesterday, There ain't a paper product to be see. Not a plate, or a even a Napkin.

 

You need to make signs stating this and put them up in the TP isle!!!

 

Someone is pouting for @Schwartz

 

Don't you put restrictions on my potty time

 

You can't make this shit (paper) up.

 

So we just had a meeting with the whole shop. I work in an Auto body shop. We are staying open at this time. Kind of worried because I deal with customers face to face, have to get into their cars, etc.

Because I have a newborn, I'm at the point I'd rather not be working. As silly as that seems.