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Now that is one way to handle it - I think they should of been given a canoe, 2 paddles, a fishing rod, map and a compass and told "you will be shot if you return" paddle hard.

Hope everyone has a good Thursday and stay safe

 

Did she really shower and get dressed? People I know that work from home don't care about what they look like, unless they have to Skype.
Just saying.

 

A few months ago I went to Chipotle and got a burrito with just rice and beans, the guy kinda laughed and said "are you on a diet or something ?"
I said "shit, I was raised on rice and beans, nothing wrong with that, that's how my single mom fed 7 kids".
Now with C-19 I'm thinking if things get too crazy I'm just gonna find a 100 lb bag of rice and a 100 lb bag of beans, I'll be set - then see who's laughing

 

I saved that one. LMAO

 

This is awesome !!!!!

https://youtu.be/MWo9I9RXYqs

 

Moron report


Me

Had a slow leak on the company vehicle. Tire store says Goodyear won't let them plug on the shoulder of the tire anymore.

No prob, I will do it.

Bought a kit and plugged the hole, no problem.

Got out the compressor the company gave us, had it for years. Noticed an extra hose that I never really looked at. Pulled it out and tire sealant sprayed out

In the cab.

Fuck me.

This stuff is basically glue.

Guess it has been under pressure because it wasn't on.

I'm going home.

 

not a moron,just crap luck. going home is right call. and have a beer.

 

Amazing.

 

I was informed due to my asthma I am on administrative leave until further notice.

I just joined the club.

 

My local Grocery store is fully stocked of produce no more empty barren shelves , they even have bottled water !!!!!

 

Absolutely stunning interpretation of an iconic piece of music.
The only thing that would have made this better is if it was recorded in a church or castle, and I still smoked weed

 

Well, we were told at work that we are shutting down starting Monday for 3 weeks. There will be very limited production after the first 2 weeks, so might get called in.
Time to get the fishing poles out.

One of the girls I work with was taken out and tested. She was having breathing issues and lips were turning blue and tight chest.
Test was negative. The person doing her job was cleaning using a lot of bleach. Tina's airway had signs of burning from the bleach fumes.
People got to be careful with all these cleaning chemicals.

 

evening all

Stay safe. Good they are looking out for you.

 

Man, I guess you are taking causal to the limit...
Are you wearing astronaut diapers?

 

I think that’s the first time you’ve been bitmojie smiling in a long time...

edit: well, a bit of anxiety is building over all of this crap. Kid is upset college cancelled all in person classes for the rest of the semester and she has to move her stuff out of the dorm in the next 2 weeks. Couple of people are self quarantined at work as they may have been exposed to the “China Virus”. Wife will be working from home for the rest of the school year next week. I’m sure it’ll be a challenge teaching special ed kids online. At least we scored some TP yesterday.

 

another day in the "Books" and we are all still here....

5 AM will be here quickly but thankfully, back & grinding tomorrow.....

Life is good................. and all of this will pass..... Daughter gave us a "Real update"-not the FAKE-News... NO NEW cases in her province and all neighborhoods can begin life as usual

 

...and people are calling the front desk and asking if we're dropping our fees. No, we're not dropping our permit fees and no we're not NPS. We're BLM. Yes we're both DOI. No, we don't have parks, that's why we're not NPS.