Rain/virus got ya down!? GRILL!

If I was lookin to smear shit everywhere, I'd just use my hand

 

I googled black TP and BAM. No more shit stains in my underbritches.

 

Nope. That’s real. Just like the reusable tampins. People have lost their shit and Etsy is only making it worse. Enablers.

 

Those washing machines are forever unclean. FOREVER.

 

Gonna be a bit for that for me.

 

Newer ones have a tub clean cycle.

 

That's what the public laundry mat is for.

 

It’s not enough to cleanse my mind of the idea. Unless there’s an incinerator mode, then I’ll consider it.

 

Great idea.

 

Wait till you have kids. SHIT everywhere bro.

 

level.... Pro

 

Yea, same if you have dogs. They hide those little turds everywhere.

 

Good Luck finding something to put on the Barbie these days when you go to the store besides your Italian Loafers.

 

I just blacked out for 5 minutes and imagined having kids.

 

I laughed way to hard

 

The damage control required after that...

 

Paybacks a biotch.

 

Yeah that’s true. Hopefully she channels her inner tom green in her adolescent years.

 

Hell yeah! Kick the briskets and light the fires! Now I'm in the mood to grill up some Fred Flintstone style slabs.