1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

ya u avoid dirty ass-to-hand contact., but then u just get toilet paper crumbs all around ur asshole.

Shit ends up looking like a confetti cannon blasted ur anus

 

my sidewalls are

 

Fever tree and some corona

 

We're still talking about tires right?

This thread is strangely arousing me

 

Stick to your sock then
Or go back to using corn cobs

 

I thought I was, but I may have gotten lost in all of this

 

can always use the dog, since it shits on itself in its kennel and I'll have an alibi

 

Why da fuk we talkin bout
YOUR ANUS?

 

News flash for all you poopy pants SIP Toilet paper deprived non Preppers.
Any Janitorial supply company will be happy to fill all your sanitary needs and possibly deliver free with CC purchase.
Especially since commercial accounts have no need to stay stocked while closed.

 

well looks like I am going to be working from home, at least in some aspects. IT got me set up so that I can use my laptop at home to remote into my work computer and fulfill some work requests.

I'm actually really stoked about this because it makes me feel less useless sitting around at home lol

 

yeah my wife orders stuff like that for her businesses, and since they're closed we can order stuff we need and have it delivered here.

On Saturday, we went into her studio so that I could finish installing some blinds that she wanted me to put up awhile ago. I noticed in the back office of her studio she had 2 big gallon jugs of hand sanitizer, I was like WTF you've been holding out on me lol

 

legit me af working half days and her still on full shifts. I can only clean the house so many times haha


glad to hear you are still getting hours and making money for food on the table. Stay strong

 

Well. We had our meeting. They fired 4 of our best techs. Effective now. They’re done. Some of my closest friends. Shit sucks. It’s not a lay-off. It’s a firing

 

Thats shitty, they couldnt just not schedule them for the time being... or are yall salaried

 

that really sucks

how are you doing with that news?

 

My neighbor works for Bank of America, but she works from home. She showed me her laptop which was pretty funny.

In order to login, you have to insert and turn a physical metal key.

 

We've turned to working part time, M-F 8am-5pm

 

My boss made a group chat with all of my coworkers in it and we’re just spamming each other with memes. One of them just had a baby.

The magic of technology.

 

Thinking about starting shifts in the ER to fill my scheduled some more, but don't know how long the half days will be in effect for.

So many shits to think about this sucks lol

 

I’m feelin like my 2 weeks are Comin as soon as this blows over. They literally fired the guy who comes in early everyday and cleans the place up and works damn need 12 hrs a day. But we keep the moronic teenagers