Whatever

Always good for a laugh afterwards.
As you’re driving into work at 0300 to do that case, it’s just not that funny yet. Once you start hearing the ridiculous stories they give you as to how they landed in our OR it starts to get a little funny.

 

Do tell!!!

 

Close.
Once watched a bottle of salad dressing removed. Didn’t have to open that person. Once they were put to sleep they ummm relaxed enough to pass it the way nature intended.

 

best one was a “toy” in an older gentleman. Once it went past a certain point it wasn’t coming back.

 

I don't want to ever naturally or unnaturally pass a bottle of salad dressing.

 

Aw hell, who are we kidding, ya'll are degenerates.....







The real fun and games begin afterwards and involve a ferret, a pool cue and................










Naaaaa, you're my peeps..........so











the best stories are the ones we finish ourselves in our minds

 

Most would agree but this girl was an apparent kinkster.

 

I think that's a bit of a stretch...



...get it

 

Do you have their phone number? I have a $10 credit available.......

 

I'd say there's no way...but people have found a way

 

Pretty sure that's gonna hurt no matter what whole it goes in.

 

Yep. but I'm sure someone will try

 

Yea, as if any size would fit. There are times nature calls and I have to wonder if it's gonna be possible. Ain't no shot in hell a bottle of anything will fit in the opposite direction

 

@JaCado
https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/why.658696/
This is what I'm talking about. It's temptation

 

I know. You missed his last thread

 

What was the last one? Was it worse?

 

Was it that ovtune fixing problems and racing people at lights?

 

I didn't get a screen shot. But yes it was a ffailure quick.
@OneGiraffe saw it