Whatever

Lube is like TP! never enough for Anal! Amirite?!

 

I think that's implied

The perfect start to a sensual night of handcuffs, questionable drinks and no memory of how you met

 

1 square of tp per wipe...

 

What? No summer sausage?

 

Fuck so that’s equivalent to two spits?!

 

Red Man spits

 

It's winter, so winter sausage

bingo. live live dangerously

 

I'm doing okay. Was just going through some financial and family things and was in a dark place for awhile. Our latest crisis got me to wondering how all you guys were holding up through it all.

 

It's hard to find tp.

 

Hey Hobbs. Great to see you.

 

That sucks, thanks for showing up again... but, How many tag alerts did you have?! Lololol

 

it's literally right there. How can you not see it

 

So I had these two bags of mushrooms. All the kids we gone and so we thought we’d go have a nice dinner and come home and take a trip.
Split a bag between us so we each had just under 2grams. Waited, waited and waiting some more and nothing. After somewhere between 60-75 minutes still nothing worth discussing is happening so we split the second bag.
About five minutes after the second bag was gone things started to happen and we knew it was gonna be one of those trips.
I was wearing this purple tie died Jimi Hendrix shirt! More on this later.

So we’re cruising through this wonderful but ridiculously intense trip and really enjoying things when my wife gets a text from our oldest. She was in town but was supposed to be down in Phx 100 mi away for the night. We call her ShereKahn because she’s so intense. She thinks she’s in charge most of the time.
Anyway, she tells her mom her plans fell through and she may come home.
Shit!!! So now my wife is freaking out cause ShereFuckingKahn is gonna give us merciless shite if she comes home and we’re tripping balls. Not a huge deal since we had tripped with our two oldest before (they were adults) but still didn’t want to hear it. Wife is freaking out a little.
So I went to the bathroom to pull myself together a little and re assess the evening.
Turned on the water and it appeared to be purple. Was the reflection off of the shirt but wasn’t making the connection. So here I am splashing this purple water on my face and I look up and Jimi’s laughing at me so I start laughing hysterically. Like I’m in tears I’m laughing so hard. Jimi Hendrix is laughing still.
I must have spent 30 minutes over that sink trying to get it together.
Finally pull it together and go to the living room to find my wife sitting in front of the TV like the Poltergeist girl watching The Rolling Stones on Saturday Night Live! She’s tripping on Mick Jagger’s lips and she laughing so hard she’s crying.
Had a brief second of panic when her phone buzzed again. Daughter again telling us she wasn’t coming home until morning.
One of the weirdest trips ever!

 

Ever try kielbasa in the can?

 

Glade you doing OK at least!! Doing what I can not to get sick. numbers here keep growing like most other places.

We where wondering if you went off and started the road/camping trip around the country or if we needed to send a search party looking for you.

 

1843 LOL

 

Purple Rain, purple rain!

 

Doing ok here. Was more worried about you and your situation down there. Glad you are doing ok.