"interesting (and weird) facts about yourself" thread

OR

 

I love you, I'm the guy that listens to lil b based god for fun .cuz I'm wet like a pool like a pond like a pussy

 

Combat beard ftw

 

Out of all the hairs on my right arm I have one single hair that grows in length at a very fast rate Vs. the others. The longest it has gotten before I plucked it was about an inch and a half.
I now cut my arm hair every three weeks or so, don't want to see long hair on my arms anymore. lol


The vast majority of the time I eat grapes, I get the runs. Why? Who the hell knows. lol

Every time I run across Dumb & Dumber on the guide, I have to watch it. This also includes all the the Ace Ventura pet detective movies and Independence Day movie. Why? One again, who the hell knows. lol

I'm sure there is more to put up, but I'll post more embarrassing stuff later if anything else comes up.

 

x10000 All great movies.

<--------see avatar

 

i liked the movie the Coneheads as a kid. i still do. also army of darkness and ace ventura. at 6 years old i had an eazy e cd. idk how haha. my childhood was pretty effed haha

 

shouldnt you be dead? i thought ppl that were like that cut off circulation while they were beating off?

 

My mom made my brother and I power ranger costumes when I was around 8 and we would jump on the trampoline having kung fu fights lol. I was the red one and he was the blue one.

Also we have had that trampoline since I was 5 and it has been blown across the yard at least 5 times, once actually getting wrapped around a tree and folding in half. We just bent it back, good as new lol.

 

Yeah they're very good movies, very funny.
When the movies came out I was a kid and I remember my Dad taking my sister and I to the movies to watch it. I remember chocking on my popcorn because of laughing so much, I also remember my chest hurting from all the laughing. They sure don't make movies like that anymore......hopefully they'll make an Ace Ventura #3, but probably won't be as funny.

 

I actually hope they don't, it would suck.

When nature calls is the best.

 

I lol'ed

 

i'm the only player in the history of saskatoon high school football who has been suspended for trying to fight someone. i hold the saskatoon bantam tier one record for having the most penalty minutes in one game with 29. i've had size 14-15 feet since grade 7

 

I have ADHD and OCD. Not really. Well.... I think I do. Just not diagnosed yet. I love to sing. And am kind of good. But I will never sing to my potential in front of someone. More to come.

 

Hmmm...I've had 2 Hernia Surgeries and I have to fall asleep with the fan on

 

i have 2 hernia surgeries too!!!! and was dragged by my bro in laws 2 deck boat....!!! got my arm caught in a ski line...

 

I only have two toes and one ear. I got electrocuted when I was 13.

I like to make up stories like: I got attacked by tiger sharks while swimming in their spawning grounds.. or... I was camping and got attacked by a mangey bear while in my tent, it grabbed my feet, and I fought it until my dad shot it after it bit my ear off and was ontop of me.

 

Bragger

 

I can't look someone in the face that has a lazy eye, and I don't trust vegetarians.

 

My ex girlfriends dad has a lazy eye. First time I met him I thought to myself "Ahhh shit... how do I make a good impression, if I stare at it"

No offense to anyone out there with one (or two...?)

 

X2!
I have to also stick my feet out form under the blanket. It seems like I sleep better when I'm a little cold.