Whatever

No, man...I don't make her do anything. She likes to cook and I'm thankful for that. As far as grilling, we go out or to friends' house.

 

I appreciate it. I'm sure if I stick with customer service for at least another year I'll be close. Eventually i'll answer the phone with "hello, how can I help you." "Hey, how are you doing today." "Fuck off, I know you don't care. Just get on with it"

 

This is soooo true. I know what I like and duck ain't on my menu. Now mudbugs...come on! who dat? ya-ya.

 

I'm in quarantine. Trying to kill this virus with 90proof.

 

You suck at customer service. I always ask 'what's good so and so?'. Sometimes I get some good stuff!

edit: and I DO care.

 

But bro, you haven't had it the way I cook it

Why? Everyone knows you need at least 110 proof to do any damage.

 

Didnt know what he wanted at the time.
Was pleasantly surprised!

When a bro calls I dont ask why....

 

Rulz of da Bro's. Fuck yeah. Dude must abide.

 

Call me up and we can have a wonderful discussion!

 

Remember you begged for us to save you...

 

I've had one person ask, I start to say that I'm doing well, then they cut me off and say "anyway, so I need..."

 

Bro's b4 H... Oh wait there's ladies around.

 

There is no doubt in my mind that that would be a long and very interesting convo!

 

https://youtu.be/kjnLa2orGbY

 

Froshizzlewhateverizzle

 

My bro got a 1.75 liter of grain alcohol and a bunch of solarcain aloe. Made some hand sanitizer and got fucking blitzed.

 

While I'm at it...another one.

Pet peeve #34A

When someone says, "you should meet my _____, you'll love him/her.
Example: (cause we all need an example, right?)
My wife's friend said that I should meet her cousin, he loves to hunt...ya'll would get along great!
Hmm...where do I start?
1. He could be an asshole. I am, maybe he is too. But maybe he's not the kind of asshole that I want to hang out with.
2. He hunts. Ok, I obviously like to myself. But I don't care what he does because hopefully, we'll never meet. So there's that.
3. I know how to pick friends, really don't need your help. I got this, as they say.
4. Never, not once, have I said, "you'll love her, she has brown hair just like you!"
I'm on an asshole roll tonight.

 

Where?

 

Right here ^^