Whatever

Thank you. Thank you very much

Nah. It just smells that way

You're gonna get busted for possession of crack paraphernalia

Good morning young lady

Maybe someday when I'm really bored

 

I’m not good at April fools pranks. Last year, I said to my wife, “Honey, I have something to tell you, I’m ####ing your sister” pause, pause, pause...”Ha Ha April Fools”. She told me not to go to sleep and I didn’t take her advice. I went to work the next day with 2 black eyes.

 

By the millions, NYC peeps are traveling I-95 to Florida.

 

I’m over 100 miles from NYC. They stopped bus service to and from there. There are cabs from NYC bringing them back and forth now. Imagine how much that would cost? I wonder what makes it that lucrative to do that.

 

I wish I knew more about how to invest in the stock market. You know all this crap is gonna pass eventually and the main companies like Apple are gonna rise again.

 

It's not April Fools Day yet, but what the Hell...

Hey @4x4_Angel
Wake up.

 

I understand South Carolina and Florida popo's are stopping NYC travelers.

 

No shit, I read that too.

Spoiler

 

For what?

 

I don't do April fools jokes. I was born in April so it's pretty well taken care of by default.

 

@MarX; @1buzzbait ; @Gritto : Gentlemen, I'm sure that there are so many members here on TW world that survived the 70's & 80's like myself. Could I tell some good stories, most likely. so I'll give you a little one. Once upon a Time (1972), I used to want to hangout with my older brother and his buddies, because I knew they were up to some shit that "Could" get them into trouble. We were living in a small town in southeast Texas about 100 miles South of Houston, and 20 miles from Victoria. Anyway, one night they decided we needed some free Beer. So we drove by the Lone Star Beer Truck Sales guy, and I jumped out of the car and approached the house, while my brother pulled his car up on the blindside of the truck out of view of the house. The were watching for me to give the all clear signal, which I did when I peaked into a window of a bedroom and discovered the "couple' having sex. Back in these days, these guys didn't even lock their Work Trucks, so we were able to just slide up the door panels, and my brother and his buddies scored about 6 cases of beer. Unfortunately when they went to slide down the doors on the truck, they didn't hold them and it made a really loud bang when it hit bottom. You know how sound seems amplified at night, well I took off running when the porch light came on, and my brother and his friends picked me up about 3 blocks over from Mr. Lonestars house. I think that was the last time I let him talk me into peeking into windows.

 

There are 8.7 million people in NYC and there’s 30,000 cases of the Wuhan virus there. Small chance that these people are infected. Besides, it’s still America. Enjoy it while it lasts

 

Start today.

 

@The Blonde

 

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/27/...l-fools-jokes-2020-coronavirus-covid19-pranks

 

Dont tag me in this disgusting thread