Whatever

Found this gem.

 

Nah these don’t have that thick of shell to do that

 

Asking the important questions.

 

Pump room Tex?

 

How u maken it cocked in?

 

So far we haven’t been locked in.

 

Ohh damn thought u were , they talked about it here but that’s just talk , always get the wife to drive by the back gate and hum stuff over the fence lol

 

Yes, my bags are packed waiting on the word. They bought a big freezer and filled it with food, they bought all kinds of supplies. They bought a washer and dryer. We are still waiting on the word.

 

Well that's a bummer. I think I'll stick with the original

Ummm what? Where do you work?

 

Who whut? I have both initiated and participated in shit shows. What’s your fucking point Ho?

Speaking of Ho’s, I am a sod whore. Yep.
A sod whore. I’m also a beer whore but I digress...
Neighbor across the street has a homie at HD and went to get 60 pieces of Floritam. Lazy mofo buddy of his loaded almost a full pallet in his bed! So, here I go. Sod that big patch where the live oak came down. All along the back of the house where I ripped out that miserable Pampas grass crap and Cassi digs all lunar landscapes. Very talented she is. Anyway, I confess. I feel pure.

 

Those are pathetic and I never want to see them again

 

ftfy

 

My point is congrats on the cameo on Tiger King bud
I'm glad you feel pure you sodless beer whore

 

Never. I love tacos and those are an abomination

 

I used to be a shrubber. Need a shrubbery?

 

Knee! I mean, no

 

Passing ruffian... Psssshhhtttt

 

What kind??