1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Washington produces more of the US potato's than Idaho. Idaho just doesn't have anything else besides drugs to put on a license plate haha

 

And I was trippin on some acid
A latino gave to me
Hey, I was smokin morphine
Til it knocked me off my feet
Then I got some "H"
From my old Uncle Pete
Now I'm startin to feel
Like I might've ODed

On an overdose of drugs
Overdose of sin
I'm gonna live it to the fullest
Like I'm on ten
And I love gettin high
I hate bein low
And I like to drive my truck
Down a muddy dirt road
And I'm workin real hard
Tryin to get paid
Cause I'm a crazed country rebel
And I'm driftin state to state

 

I didnt know Washington produced as many apples as it does until I worked grocery produce. I always thought they all came from the north east.

 

It'll work even better if you sharpen it on a grinder

 

Fucking A, you're god damned right

 

Yeah, my cousins actually own an orchard. Chances are you've had their apples.

 

Rofl "POG AF" even hahahaha

 

If they sell under the Washington Apples namebrand or Trout apples, probably so.

 

@what road in Moab cause his trucks still broke and he has to ride with @BartMaster1234

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking LOL


Had to explain to the GF why I was laughing so hard and she was like "...yeah..."

 

Admittedly this is worse than the time I bought a rice cooker thinking it was a slow cooker for pot roast...it worked but took like 2 days lol

 

Your offspring is doomed

 

I mean aren't we all

 

I guess she can count on your wife

 

I'm sorry man

I'm fucking dying

 

Now thats slow cooking

 

*at home depot*

"Oh look babe, they've got kitchen utensils! They've got a pizza cutter, basting brushes, even mixing bowls!"

 

Probably tender

 

Lmao

Good thing you're married, let her do the shopping