Ridiculous dreams...who has them?

I not only dream in color...but I remember my dreams a lot. This morning is an example of that. A little more eventful than my typical dreams (I'm usually being hunted) but not by much.


Ready? GO

I’m in this restaurant and I run into Matthew Mcconaughey and Sheryl Crow (who’ve never dated) eating dinner about to leave on their honeymoon. So Matthew is telling me about their trip and unfolds his trip plans. When he unfolds them it’s ...really a ransom note that someone has kidnapped their daughter (I guess they had one already?). So Matthew and I decide to go get her Liam Neeson style but not before finding the right pair of shoes for him. (he said he didn’t want to be uncomfortable walking around in Eastern Europe)

So naturally, I end up where every other covert op movie takes the main character…Siberia. I’m walkin through the snow and I see a bobcat. First I’m freaked but then I realize bobcats really aren’t that big and they don’t hunt in packs. I decided that I’d punch a bobcat in the face not once, but twice, if he tried to eat me. I keep walking and of course I run into snow leopards that are bigger than bob cats (they are) and in my dream hunt in packs (they really don’t). They try and eat me…jerks… and somehow I kill them all three with my bare hands. (ok, I had mittens on)

Now I’m trudging back through the snow to the place where all the cool covert op movies go; The Compound. Not even sure what that name means but it typically ends up being some industrial looking set of buildings that no one knows about where shiesty stuff happens. This time was no different. After climbing over some machine that had a sign that said, “Danger 1000amps” I was successfully in “the compound”.

As I’m creeping through the general store inside I see all the Flintstones sleep walking through the aisles. I hit Barney in the head with a bag of ice and then decide to check out this cabinet on the end of the aisle because it, “just doesn’t look right”. Of course it’s really a secret passage so I take it, Mario drain pipe style, into the basement. Upon exiting the pipe I see no gold coins to collect (shame) but instead a really nice house interior.

After exploring the house I find two these two older gentlemen watching TV. I join them and we talk for a while. Then I see something coming out of the shadows in the hall. And holy crap, it’s Matthew Mcconaughey who is now a grizzly bear. “WTF man, you’re a bear?” And he said, “Yeah bro, the moose were up there helping me prepare for hibernation, check out these bear biceps and my fur coat!”

What have I learned from my midnight endeavors?
1)Snow leopards are jerks
2)Matthew Mcconaughey Is really a bear
3)Don’t drink milk before bead

 

Seriously man? You're missing out.

But I wonder if that's why I'm tired when I wake up typically...

 

I also have really vivid dreams, yesterday I dreamt I was in a restaurant and I was eating dinner with my sister. She complained about her eggs and the waiter acted like he didn't care so like anyone else she was pissed off and almost causing a scene. So a random lady in the restaurant stands up and starts telling my sister off about how she shouldn't complain and it's not the restaurant's responsibility to take back her eggs and give her a fresh plate. So I stood up and was like STFU lady it's her right to complain, so all the sudden the lady comes over and starts beating the shit out of me and it wasn't hurting but i was still like WTF? Then my alarm went off and I woke up for P.T. nevertheless I was very confused that morning. Lol

 

I have very detailed and crazy dreams. I'll post some of them up later

 

Looking forward to it. This thread could get crazy if we all start doing it.

 

HAHAHA!!!! I have some crazy ones like that where it goes from one wtf moments to another. But I do weirdly have reoccurring dreams. The top three reoccurring dreams I have is 1. Im watching a tornado that is heading straight for my. 2. I have dreams of planes crashing mostly military style planes. 3. Im driving alone and my brakes go out and cant stop. I know these are some pretty gloomy dreams but I guess your dreams plays on your fears. I just hope I dont have a dream about man eating spiders!!!!

 

I don't usually remember my dreams but i had one a few nights ago that i remember

It started off me being in the back of a funeral procession because my grandma died. then all of a sudden the procession stops and my uncle, who is adopted, gets out of his car and starts yelling at me because i wasnt stopping traffic coming the other way even though i was in the back. then i have like 100 cousins get out of their cars and they are all black. i am not black and nobody in my family is black. well we finally get to the funeral home and grandpa doesnt want to stay there so we go to his log cabin, which is apparently right next to the grave yard. he picks up a 30-30 lever action and throws me a .22 with a scope. well we walk back out and the service is now under some power lines, the real big ones. and in the middle of the service i see a squirrel and shoot it. then we walk to the other side of whatever land we were on and grandpa like climbs a fence and jumps on the roof of a house, not sure why it was there. he then starts sayin he never liked this guy that owned this house and who was apparently married to my sister. well after that we jump off the roof and walk through a city, probably new york or somethin, with the guns out in the open just shootin pigeons. then all of a sudden mom pulls up in a mini van and we jump in. then my alarm went off.

 

this morning i woke up and wondered what the hell kind of dream i had,
I was dressed in that v for vendetta suit directing traffic downtown in the intersection where all 4 banks are on now i remember wanting to blow the shit up but never did???

 

Excellent, I like this one.

PS: That squirrel had it coming. He should have been more respectful.

 

I used to get some pretty bad night terrors back in high school and college. I think it hereditary cause my dad used to get them a lot. Not much anymore but every once in a while. I still get scissor lock though quite a bit if I sleep on my back.

 

Ummm, what?

 

Its called "scissor lock" where you mind is awake and your bodies still asleep. Its almost as if your paralized. Its pretty freaky and crazy feeling!! I hate it!!!

 

That happened to me once. I didn't know it had a name. I got hit by a car earlier that day (last November) and I woke up but couldn't move. Tried to scream/move/anything....but nothing. That was the single worst moment of my entire life.

 

Used to happen to me all the time. And yes it scares the crap out of you when you wake up and you cant move. When it happened to me I would have a crazy loud ringing in my ears.

 

Yeah I've had it hundreds of times and it still freaks me out like crazy!!!

Yeah its some crazy weird crap. Well when I snap out of it, I feel super tired and pretty much fall right back asleep. I've had it happen to me like 7 times one late morning!!!

 

My dreams make no sense what-so-ever.

 

My wife has some pretty weird dreams. She dreamt that she had to clean this huge dirty pool. She recently had one where she learned that Ringo Starr was descended from John the Baptist. The next day we were in church and my pastor mentioned John Lennon, so she's sure she received a revelation

To remember your dreams, write them down in a book as soon as you wake up. Over time, you'll remember more and more details.

I've had lucid dreams before where I was aware that I was dreaming while in the dream. I could then guide the dream (fly). I'd quickly lose control though and fall back into it or wake up.

 

^I often consciously control my dreams. I've gotten quite good at it. You first have to realize you're dreaming. But the realization has to be natural enough and not startling to wake you up. You gotta play it cool and roll with it.

That's when things get interesting....really interesting

 

Yeah, probably 95% of the time. It's either being hunted or someone/thing is trying to get me and I have to evade and survive. They're not bad dreams either.