DFW BS Thread : ********NEW MEET!! CHECK POST #1*******

I’m all Kubota and love my ZD221

 

If its not a self propelled briggs....i know nothing about it.

 

Got an email at work today from building management. Apparently, someone vandalized/damaged one of the restrooms trying to steal toilet paper out of the locked dispensers. They had wipes and hand sanitizer for people to use and those were also taken. We share the building with other companies, so no idea if its a coworker or not. People are still crazy over the TP! Its not even good TP either.

 

That’s crazy! Our stuff is like notebook paper, no way I’m stealing that junk. I’ll hook up a sink sprayer to the toilet first.

 

People even looking for 1 ply during these times

 

damn Jim if you need some TP that bad, i got some extra black market charmin laying around. Its like wiping your ass with a kitten that was just bathed with herbal essence and blow dried with a dyson

 

Must be dead kitten. Seems like a live one wouldn't take too kindly to ass presents, so the clawing and scratching wouldn't be too pleasurable.

Unless clawing and scratching on your butthole is what you're looking for... I don't judge either way.

 

So basically 1 ply

 

Good Morning Folks
Y’all have a safe day

 

Morning Maner. Let’s hope more people continue to stay home

 

I hope so and we get done with this crap.

 

Mornin Maner!

 

Howdy Jason

 

Being "essential" is not all it's cracked up to be.

 

Agreed

 

It was neat, but now I wanna sleep in and watch a dumpster fire about meth & tigers.

 

Same. Low fives.

It kind of makes me want to punch these people complaining that they're bored at home, directly in the throat. With a Peterbilt. At a high velocity.