1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

sure, bud


Enjoy those Chili's chili fries

 

I got my stimulus check early with all the fucks you've given me today that I should start paying it back right away

 

Is that the answer for world peace?

 

Jokes on them, I never get a tax refund

*owes more next year*

 

Imagine paying taxes

 

I know right, suckers

Jk, tried that one year in my early 20s and it didn't end well. Do not recommend

 

Since you're so used to it, I'd like to break the cycle myself.

Let me claim your kid on my taxes

 

Already called dibs.

 

you always did seem like the type of dude who wants to be called "daddy"

 

OOF

Have you been talking to my ex's?

 

Supposedly you get an extra 500 or so with the Covid checks for every dependent/child you have, but ours was born Jan 6th of this year and not claimed on taxes yet so I think we get screwed out of that one lol. Oh well

 

or is it "papi"

 

18.4 gallons to fill the 4runner today at Costco. $34.25.

 

You don’t get one if you’re claimed as a dependent, from what I read anyway

 

yep, but technically not until we file next year since she was born in 2020

 

I haven't read that but it makes sense considering your parents get extra $ for every dependent. Gonna have to ask mom/dad for that stimulus check

 

I thought they get money from kids under 18 or whatever. Honestly I have no idea, I don’t expect one or really want one either way, I like my tax return, saves me every year haha.

 

yeah I haven't looked into it much. Other people need it way more than I do but I won't turn down $1200 either way, just not gonna go asking for it. If it shows up it shows up, I'll buy my new tires or maybe a winch with it.

 

it will come automatically based on your 2019 tax return

 

yeah that's what I figured, so probably not extra for the kid. Although my wife was telling me that they are doing it for kids based off whether or not they have social security numbers, which she does, so maybe we will see more for her. Guess I'll find out