Whatever

Bro..that's awesome. Bring up a lawn chair and cooler to call it a day

 

Being less of a Ho? Faker.

 

Not for me they wouldn't.

Hey hey, those were simpler times

 

Only time I say Y’all is when I’m making fun of the south. In fact the way a lot of people in the south pronounce a lot of things annoys the fuck out of me.

 

my early 30's was my best time. My wife and I were still young and pretty. I had a good job and my kids still thought I was cool.

 

ooo, is that what they told you? They're nicer than I am

 

“Knock” the ladder down and have to wait for help.

 

Yee Ha!!!

 

All Y'all

 

I played on a softball team called “Youse Guys”

 

In all seriousness, I look forward to adulthood and then retiring. I will be that old guy who doesn't give a flying fuck

 

You'uns is also perfectly acceptable here.

I personally don't like "You Guys".
Particularly when it's some punk talking to me and Mrs Gritto.

I don't mind Y'all. (All my Mother's side is from the Deep South).

 

I was pretty cool back then. Had me a '94 cherry red Trans Am with a t-top and a 900 Kawasaki. Blasting Led Zep and Pink Floyd. Good times.

 

What is considered middle age?

 

I believe it's considered the 5th to 15th century and with the fall of the Roman Empire