Whatever

but did you die

 

I'm scheduling my funeral now. How many kegs should I line up?

 

Look at it this way, at least you get to engage 4x4 to get out of your drive way.

 

At least 3, but more if other people want some

#broverlanding

 

Wish I could scream but I just can't get into that vocal range

 

Just received word that our tech was let go. Knew for a while there was disciplinary action coming, but not the hammer. So looks like I may be taking over that position if I want and go through an extremely accelerated training shitshow to get familiar with the new systems, plus another raise.

 

We got your back. We can talk you through it.

 

Thanks. I'm definitely mechanically inclined and quick learner so the only things I'll have to deal with now are the extra 5 systems I'll have to learn. Oh well. Plus I would be Monday thru Friday again but have to get up at 6am. No more late night drinkin!

 

@MQQSE you have snow and I’m doing this for the 2nd week in a row.

 

Do et!

 

Sitting on your mower browsing TW?

 

Tetanus shot?

 

You'll have to rely on Zoom grieving for your relatives and friends. On the bright side. They won't even have to wear pants.

 

Nah. I know better things than modern medicine

 

None of them would have worn pants anyway, so this does work out pretty well.

 

The pessimist sees a tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a train.

The train engineer sees three idiots standing on the railroad track.

 

I was getting back on after a water and piss break.


It’s a little too hard to TW and mow with a Z turn...




I tried that once....

 

Rent a Bobcat, or call psycho tractor guy . First one is a little pricey but worth it. Second one is cheaper but unpredictable. It's kinda a dice roll.

 

I'ma try it tomorrow, lol.