Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Look what the cat dragged in

 

This, too, occurred to me.




And then, quite surprisingly, this occurred to me.



And this



And this



Quickly followed by this




And if I recall correctly, this



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baDKUxpiOEw






















































































https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIR3XFuY4Qs

 

PHUCK I CAN'
T FIND MY FRENCH TAUNTING PIC! HELP ME, OBI WAN!

 

Dude its right here:

 

So we've been reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my son. Currently on the sequel Glass Elevator. This came up tonight.

The Nurse's Song

This mighty man of whom I sing,
The greatest of them all,
Was once a teeny little thing,
Just eighteen inches tall.

I knew him as a tiny tot,
I nursed him on my knee.
I used to sit him on the pot
And wait for him to wee.

I always washed between his toes,
And cut his little nails.
I brushed his hair and wiped his nose
And weighed him on the scales.

Through happy childhood days he strayed,
As all nice children should.
I smacked him when he disobeyed,
And stopped when he was good.

It soon began to dawn on me
He wasn't very bright,
Because when he was twenty-three
He couldn't read or write.

"What shall we do?" his parents sob.
"The boy has got the vapors!
He couldn't even get a job
Delivering the papers!"

"Ah-ha," I said, "this little clot
Could be a politician."
"Nanny," he cried, "Oh Nanny, what
A super proposition!"

"Okay," I said, "let's learn and note
The art of politics.
Let's teach you how to miss the boat
And how to drop some bricks,
And how to win the people's vote
And lots of other tricks.

Let's learn to make a speech a day
Upon the T.V. screen,
In which you never never say
Exactly what you mean.
And most important, by the way,
Is not to let your teeth decay,
And keep your fingers clean."

And now that I am eighty nine,
It's too late to repent.
The fault was mine the little swine
Became the President.

 

This is reportedly from a liquor store in Kalamazoo Michigan. Not sure why but I thought it might fit in here.

 

I’m glad they used highlighter. Really pops.

 

Awesome