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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Gritto, Mar 6, 2019.

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Help Mollie Name Her Turtles

  1. Donatello

    17.6%
  2. Squirt

    41.2%
  3. Gamera

    11.8%
  4. Matilda

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Dolores

    5.9%
  6. Bruno

    11.8%
  7. Malcolm

    5.9%
  8. Lulu

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Myrtle

    11.8%
  10. Sluggo

    17.6%
  11. Cupcake

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Bubbles

    5.9%
  13. Ziggy

    17.6%
  14. Lemmy

    5.9%
  15. Shelly

    5.9%
  16. Beavis

    23.5%
  17. Butthead

    35.3%
  18. Delta

    17.6%
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  1. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:48 PM
    OneGiraffe

    OneGiraffe The cake is a lie

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    About to hop on a all hands call and my director emails this out to everyone prior.

    Last time some guy said shit a few times before saying shit for realizing we could all hear him :frusty:
    mute.jpg
     
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  2. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:49 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    Dents and a rattle can
    That's about the face we made when it happened.
    Cruel and unusual there, i see.
    Well shit!
     
  3. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:53 PM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    :anonymous:
    When you gotta crunch, you gotta crunch. Usually Taco Bell or something similar.

    Oh how I enjoy being paid to drop a sewer pickle.
     
  4. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:55 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    Both because of Taco Bell and in their bathroom. It's proven efficiency.
    I will usually hold it at home, just to go at work
     
  5. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:56 PM
    Pibbles99

    Pibbles99 One more cast

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    I don’t think mourning doves make their nest that high off ground . last year we had one on my firewood stack not more than 4 feet off ground
     
  6. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:58 PM
    HoboDave

    HoboDave Homeless Prius Dweller

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    Since it appears to be potty time stories, I have a quick one about my ex-wife. We hadn’t been married long and were still shy about bathroom time. So she is sitting on the pot one day and she lights up a cigarette. She tossed the match between her legs but it didn’t make it to the water. It was a few seconds before she smelled burning hair and started getting very heated. I’m not sure which was redder. Her nether region or her face from embarrassment.
     
  7. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:59 PM
    Twizted

    Twizted 1GR FE

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    c'mon Billy, you know better than to compare yourself to a girl!

     
  8. Apr 7, 2020 at 3:59 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    Well that's one way to get rid of the hair
     
  9. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:00 PM
    Twizted

    Twizted 1GR FE

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    stock af, but hover if you think you disagree... RV living: Vagabond Drifter (6' bed) Custom bed cabinet buildout 175w Renogy solar panel 40a Rich Solar MPPT solar controller 1000w Wagan Pure Line inverter Lavaner Pro 2kw diesel heat exchanger Suspension/wheels: Toytec Aluma 2.5 front shocks with resis 13x700 coils (soon 14x700) Toytec Aluma 2.5 rear shocks SPC UCAs Deaver Stage 3 rear leaf springs Wheeler's 3 degree axle shims Wheeler's U-bolt flip Wheeler's Super Bumpstops 18"x9" XD Monster (x5) 275/75/18 Cooper ST MAXX (x5) EBC Stage 3 pads/rotors Electronics: Kenwood DNX773S iDatalink - Maestro RR Stubby Antenna No-name Switchback LEDs Hella Sharptone horns (no relay) Relocated backup camera w/DIY bracket Armor/recovery: BruteForceFab Rear HC w/swingout BAMF Sliders (DOM, 10 degree w/kick out, rattle-canned) BAMF IFS Skid (BAMF powder-coated) BAMF Mid Skid (BAMF powder-coated) BAMF TC Skid (BAMF powder-coated) BAMF LCA Skids (BAMF powder-coated) BAMF Rear Diff Skid (early model, powder-coated) BAMF CMC Plates US Offroad Winch Bumper Smittybilt X20 10k synthetic rope winch Total Chaos Bed Stiffeners ARB compressor w/air-up kit DIY cowl snorkel ARB rear air-locker Interior: Husky Floor Liners (F&R) Rear 40% seat-delete Hinged fridge platform in place of rear seat Exterior: CaliRaised Low-profile Ditch Light Brackets CaliRaised Side-projecting LED pods CaliRaised Faux TRD Pro Grille Morimoto amber LED fog lights One-of-a-kind 1GRFE plate (second iteration) Removed: OEM Bed Mat CaliRaised bed molle panels
    ...I just realized that might come off a bit more personal than I meant it. No actual dad reference intended.
     
  10. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:01 PM
    StayinStock

    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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  11. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:13 PM
    StayinStock

    StayinStock Set it and forget it

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    We're going to sit down as a family unit and watch an episode of Tiger Kings together.
    #bonding
     
  12. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:14 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    Guess I'll continue with the potty theme. When I was a kid (don't remember how young) I had to go to the restroom and ran in to sit down. As I'm sitting down, I guess it was my day to shine, and my ass slid down into the seat. I was unable to get out for about 20 minutes before I just force-pulled my ass out, very painfully i might add. There was a red ring there for at least a few days.
     
  13. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:17 PM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    Ahhh, the burning bush! It’s true! :rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:21 PM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    Damn son! That was your first geometry lesson. Was the red ring on yo ass or the toilet seat? Two very different things.
     
  15. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:21 PM
    HoboDave

    HoboDave Homeless Prius Dweller

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    Yeah she did a little talking to God before it was over. :rofl:
     
  16. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:23 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    It was on my ass. Painful lesson to learn, but I done learnt it
     
  17. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:25 PM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    My ex- wife taught me the hover technique. Shoulda learned that lesson earlier in life. It’s murder on the quads butt so nice on the cheeks.
     
  18. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:25 PM
    FishnTx

    FishnTx ⚓️rather be feeschin⚓️

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    Thanks fri morning i start my seven off then the 17th fri I start days :bananadance::bananadance::bananadance::bananadance::bananadance::bananadance:
     
  19. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:28 PM
    G8R_Taco

    G8R_Taco Just passin thru….

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    I’m sure the fish got this info on social fish-media and they are all gonna conspire to thwart your big plans. Use dynamite. My ex BIL did that once out on a bayou in La. Holy shit man! They just rolled up. Ate good that night.
     
  20. Apr 7, 2020 at 4:29 PM
    CrippledHo

    CrippledHo I'm calling about your car's extended warranty

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    Oof. Too much work. That was a one-time event and I'll try to keep it at that. Only time i hover is in a camping ground bathroom...or over a hole, although both are similar
     

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