Whatever

Don’t you guys know about kerosene?

 

Idea to make @G8R_Taco feel better about his state....
Everybody find 3 stupid things that have taken place in yours and post up the stories.
Make Florida man envy our stupidity

 

We used to call them ball-fleas or loin-lice!

 

Never had em. But if I do.. now I know the cure

 

Carb cleaner.

 

4 letter code for birds

MODO mourning dove

HAWO hairy woodpecker

RSHA red-shoukdered hawk

MALL mallard

NOSH northern shrike

All kinds of rules and exceptions to the rules

For example
NSHO northern shoveler... would be NOSH if it weren't for the shrike above

 

Was that caused from the 70s and everyone’s Fro pubes?

 

So, a young kid goes into a whorehouse and loudly announces "I want me a woman!"
The madam tells him "Beat it kid. You're too young"
The kid reaches in his pocket and pulls out a wad of hundred dollar bills "I said I want me a woman"
"Well now" Says the madam "Maybe we can help you after all. What type of girl are you looking for?"
"I don't care. But she has to have herpes"
"What?" Asks the madam "Why on earth would you want herpes?"
"'Cause when I get home I'll give it to the maid. She'll give it to my dad. He'll give it to my mom. She'll give it to the gardner and that's the son of a bitch that killed my turtle"

 

That’s only half of the cure. The other is a match.

 

That's my 3

 

I don’t envy stupidity but do appreciate how it all seems to congregate in California. Do your worst ! I’m leaving Florida feet-first.

 

Nevada has brothels, so whatever we do is pretty much excused.

 

FHLH & HH

 

Fog horn leg horn (Rooster) and Henry (chicken) Hawk

 

DEVELOPING: Prominent longtime rancher charged with bestiality
https://kfdm.com/news/local/developing-prominent-longtime-rancher-charged-with-bestiality

 

HEHA

 

Utter triumph!! We always let our sheep ride shotgun here in sunny fla. The reasons should be obvious.

 

maybe I should just keep lining the toilet seat in public crappers

 

@Twizted

 

This idiot I work with weighs 285, gets in a 10ft jon boat with a hole in it the size of a quarter, pulls up to the bank and says, damn...I almost sank.

Self explanatory

Should have used red paint


That's my 3.