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Yeahh, I'm better now, but have enough stories for a while

 

yessir

 

My partying days are over but I had so many bad decisions. Luckily I can't remember much of them. Probably a miracle I'm still alive really.

 

Played darts professionally for years but it was more like drank professionally and played darts for fun lol

 

Yesyes

 

Just counting how many blows the gelatinous glob you call a brain has been tossed overboard.

 

Your childhood stories are mild compared to mine. We lit all kinda shit on fire, broke church windows, and I even filled Pop’s Catalina with water playing gas station. And those were only the seeds...

 

Actually one of my best friends daughter used to call me JennJenn when she was first talking like years and years ago and it's just stuck ever since. That's what my grandson and many others close to me call me...

 

Lol good Kevin, but I'm on vacation so it'll go back to normal once I go back to work Haha. How are you?

 

We don't need to count the total

What? you want to hear about my being caught on fire during a drunk campout? Moral of story..it sucks

 

I have set myself on fire twice, and a water heater.

 

I set a generator on fire once...

 

the best band of misfits!

 

My ex burnt our garage down and I lost a ton of shit I'll never be able to replace as well...

 

So we’re like 5 and fucking around in the tool shed. We found a hoe (Ho!) and this viscous tool on a stick. Jay, help me out. It had two 3-4 inch discs on the end and they were sharpened all around to hack through weeds I guess. So we get to experimenting with gravity and we’re balancing these yard implements on end by the handles. Both looking straight up at our own Newtonian experiment. Well, I lost my center of gravity and my Deadpool weapon arcs to the earth but not before clipping that poor kid’s forehead on the way down. It looked like half a Pringle flapping off his melon. Little bastard screamed like a little bitch and got us busted.

 

Not gonna like that post, not one bit.

 

I know which tool you speak of, but do not know its proper name.

 

Oh, I been on fire a few times...
I was/am a mechanic remember? But I started very young with fire.

 

Damn dude. and..Ho! Poor bastard. I will say the amount of times I've gotten my fingers caught in belt pulleys is...embarrassing

 

We used to go out with the bow. Stand in a tight area and some one would shoot a arrow straight up (it never goes straight up) and everyone would scatter. Nobody ever got hit, but there were some close calls.