Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

No pics?

 

If you had to choose that, or COVID-19, ICU, ventilator...

 

All that yet bare hands and feet. More importantly, did the cop have yoga pants on? She's hot

 

You don't want them.

 

Not One, Not Two, But Three Vehicles Beached Trying to Recover Sunken Police Cruiser


A comedy of costly errors played out on Georgia's Jekyll Island earlier this weekend when a state trooper got their Ford Explorer Interceptor stuck in the wet sand. However, things didn't stop there as three other vehicles later got trapped while trying to pull the patrol car back to dry land, eventually getting soaked when the tide returned and making for an extremely embarrassing recovery effort that was all shared on .




© Provided by The Drive A comedy of costly errors played out on Georgia's Jekyll Island earlier this weekend when a state trooper got their Ford Explorer Interceptor stuck in the wet sand. However, things didn't stop there as three other vehicles later got trapped while trying to pull the patrol car back to dry land, eventually getting soaked when […]

One local explained that the ordeal started with what was supposed to be a lesson in social distancing when the trooper in question reportedly pulled onto the beach to talk to some teenagers--but that's when the cruiser got stuck. The teens then grabbed their Hummer to help the trooper but they also got stuck in the process. What appears to be an unrelated bystander in a white Ford Excursion saw what was unfolding and decided to help, first freeing the Hummer, but when it went back for the Explorer, it got bogged down too. At some point later on, a backhoe showed up to help and, yes, it too was victimized by the water.

 

If you will pay, I would be very happy to take a flight. However, I think they would have to pull me out because I would be acting like a kid saying "again, again, again". I thought the combat landing in a C130 was fun.

 

Ditto. I couldn't believe there were grown-ass men crying and throwing up. I'd PAY REAL MONEY to go from 12,000 feet to "wheels on the ground*" in 10 minutes. Helluva ride.

Just would rather it not be into Bosnia in the middle of winter again. At least all the puke froze almost instantly so we couldn't smell it. That was a bonus.



*Caveat - I said "I'd pay money for that ride again" to which the loadmaster replied "hey, we can just throw you ass off the ramp - even faster!"

 

We use to go to OBX weekly. Once you are stuck by the water that tide rises fast as hell.

 

I noticed that. Either she rides a horse or is a motorbike cop. Hummina hummina.

 

She is most likely part of the mounted patrol downtown.

 

Is this considered overlanding?

 

Yeah, mounting is what I had in mind.

 

Meanwhile across the country: https://www.foxnews.com/us/washington-field-hospital-coronavirus-dismantle

 

Babysitter going to jail for baby sitting.

https://croozefm.com/babysitter-transported-to-hospital-after-inserting-a-baby-in-her-vagina/

A 31-year old woman was admitted to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center after the 14-month old toddler she was babysitting got stuck in her private parts.

Latifah Brown called 911, reporting that she had a baby stuck in her privacy. The operator first assumed that she was giving birth at home and dispatched an ambulance to the site

The paramedics spent more than an hour on the site trying to release the child from his difficult position but were unable to get the toddler out. Brown and the child were finally transported to the hospital, where doctors were able to separate them after a delicate operation.

The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vagina.

 

Imagine being stuck in this... Luckily that poor baby won't remember it.

 

and that’s enough internet for today.